No More Balloons

if it is really hot out they could do water balloons !!!! :sarcasm
Water balloons will quickly lead to a wet t-shirt contest in the stadium.
I guess I am failing to see a problem
Blue hairs.
If they can cover their ears they can cover their eyes.
maybe thats what them old timers need is something to get their blood pumpin! Imagine them old ornery men when they see some lookers in a wet t-shirt! if they dont have a heart attack they will act wild and crazy and the stadium noise will increase dramatically!

 
if it is really hot out they could do water balloons !!!! :sarcasm
Water balloons will quickly lead to a wet t-shirt contest in the stadium.
I guess I am failing to see a problem
Blue hairs.
If they can cover their ears they can cover their eyes.
No, no, no, no. It's not the blue hairs' eyes I'm worried about. When the water balloons start flying, inevitably they'll get wet, too. I don't want to see any wet Blue Hairs, man!

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What was the farthest a balloon has been found after release? I think I remember one being found in Texas? I might be wrong though.

 
Can someone in the know clarify something for me without actually reading the article? Is the actual issue here the fact what we dont want to pay extra for helium or is it simply we can't get it at all. Because they always say oil shortage this, gas shortage that, jack the prices, but yet you never see dry pumps. If it is that we dont want to spend the extra, wouldnt you think we could use the extra money saved if we didnt do alternate unis and from Barney's salary?

 
We should try to replace the red balloons with red floating lanterns. Sure the open flame is a bit more dangerous, but we can't let good traditions die out!


 
Can someone in the know clarify something for me without actually reading the article? Is the actual issue here the fact what we dont want to pay extra for helium or is it simply we can't get it at all. Because they always say oil shortage this, gas shortage that, jack the prices, but yet you never see dry pumps. If it is that we dont want to spend the extra, wouldnt you think we could use the extra money saved if we didnt do alternate unis and from Barney's salary?
I think it is more of the university being morally right in understanding that the helium that is available should be used for more important things.

 
This is ridiculous. I'm boycotting nature. She can have my air back I don't need it. And before anyone tries to claim my air forget it. I'll inhale it but won't assimilate it.

 
Can someone in the know clarify something for me without actually reading the article? Is the actual issue here the fact what we dont want to pay extra for helium or is it simply we can't get it at all. Because they always say oil shortage this, gas shortage that, jack the prices, but yet you never see dry pumps. If it is that we dont want to spend the extra, wouldnt you think we could use the extra money saved if we didnt do alternate unis and from Barney's salary?

My understanding of it is probably both. The price of helium through retail channels has more than doubled, and seeing how helium is used for much more important tasks than filling up balloons (to cool MRI machines and used in the engines of spaceships as two examples) I believe the government is or will very soon be cracking down on unnecessary or excessive usage of it.

 
Can someone in the know clarify something for me without actually reading the article? Is the actual issue here the fact what we dont want to pay extra for helium or is it simply we can't get it at all. Because they always say oil shortage this, gas shortage that, jack the prices, but yet you never see dry pumps. If it is that we dont want to spend the extra, wouldnt you think we could use the extra money saved if we didnt do alternate unis and from Barney's salary?

My understanding of it is probably both. The price of helium through retail channels has more than doubled, and seeing how helium is used for much more important tasks than filling up balloons (to cool MRI machines and used in the engines of spaceships as two examples) I believe the government is or will very soon be cracking down on unnecessary or excessive usage of it.
whoa there big chief! i think letting balloons fly after the first td of every home game is more than necessary and is not excessive at all ^_^

 
Being a bald blue hair, I want to officially go on record of endorsing the water balloons. Please, with sugar and spice on it.

 
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