ohiohusker Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. Quote Link to comment
Husker Hunyock Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Do you mean the bridge that a bunch of men built? Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Do you mean the bridge that a bunch of men built? Kind of redundant, though. Of course men built the bridge. If women built it, it wouldn't be a bridge. It'd be, at best, a pier... Quote Link to comment
ohiohusker Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 You guys think you have an answer for everything, don't ya? OK, so IF men built the bridge, why didn't they know how to cross it? Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 You guys think you have an answer for everything, don't ya? OK, so IF men built the bridge, why didn't they know how to cross it? They knew it was up there the whole time they were just doing what men do and dealing with what was in front of them. They built the bridge so they wouldn't have to hear the ladies complain about being cold and wet! Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 You guys think you have an answer for everything, don't ya? OK, so IF men built the bridge, why didn't they know how to cross it? Point Number 1: It isn't a case of if men built it - see my earlier post. Point Number 2: Men are risk-takers. It's why we rule the world... BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 REAL men see a bridge up the river and say PSSSHHH. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 We wouldn't be men if we couldn't show how incredibly tough and bad ass we were. Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Well some of you are tough and bad ass. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Well some of you are tough and bad ass. This woman speaks the truth. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to go fight a bear. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Well some of you are tough and bad ass. This woman speaks the truth. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to go fight a bear. I just got done killing a Tiger. Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Well some of you are tough and bad ass. This woman speaks the truth. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to go fight a bear. I just got done killing a Tiger. . . . with our bare hands. Quote Link to comment
Dan_F_30 Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 You guys think you have an answer for everything, don't ya? OK, so IF men built the bridge, why didn't they know how to cross it? The thrill of crossing a raging river. Quote Link to comment
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