Three men Were Hiking......

ohiohusker

ohiohusker

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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a

large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other

side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the

river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able

to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please

give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs

and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost

capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man

prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the

intelligence to cross this river." Poof! He was turned into a woman.

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

 
You guys think you have an answer for everything, don't ya? OK, so IF men built the bridge, why didn't they know how to cross it?

 
ohiohusker said:
You guys think you have an answer for everything, don't ya? OK, so IF men built the bridge, why didn't they know how to cross it?
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They knew it was up there the whole time they were just doing what men do and dealing with what was in front of them. They built the bridge so they wouldn't have to hear the ladies complain about being cold and wet! :lol:

 
ohiohusker said:
You guys think you have an answer for everything, don't ya? OK, so IF men built the bridge, why didn't they know how to cross it?
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Point Number 1: It isn't a case of if men built it - see my earlier post.

Point Number 2: Men are risk-takers. It's why we rule the world...

BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 
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