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1.Time said:
Why in the hell would a coach who can't even make a gotd*mn bowl game in years be in the top 25?!?!

Nobody even sees him making one this year, so what in the f*ck were you expecting?!?!? 
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For all the same reasons he was the most sought after coach just over 2 years ago.

 
Skeeball said:
It doesn't matter to me who wins the QB competition as long as that QB can: 1.  Deliver the ball accurately and consistently.  2. Check down to his 2nd and 3rd options.  3. Run the ball when it's there.  4. Put his shoulder down and run someone over while securing the ball.  5.  Doesn't run out of bounds 6 yards deep, instead of just throwing the ball away.
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You know what I want? A QB who doesn't commit 4 gotd*mn turnovers a game. 

 
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1.Time said:
Perennial a*swhoopings: Ohio State, Wisconsin, Iowa, Purdue

There's 4 losses right there.

Penn State - They whooping our a*s.

Minnesota - They whooping our a*s

Cincinnati - They whooping our a*s

There's 7 losses right there. But wait there's more.

Much Improved Illinois - They're likely to whoop our a*s.

Much improved Northwestern - They'll probably whoop our a*s.

Very tough SDS Jackrabbits (who played an 11-2 Minnesota to down to one score) - They might even whoop our a*s.

It could end up 2-10 or 3-9. But my prediction is 5-7. NO BOWL GAME..... again. 
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I hate to say it, but 5-7 sounds about right to me too.

 
1.Time said:
Perennial a*swhoopings: Ohio State, Wisconsin, Iowa, Purdue

There's 4 losses right there.

Penn State - They whooping our a*s.

Minnesota - They whooping our a*s

Cincinnati - They whooping our a*s

There's 7 losses right there. But wait there's more.

Much Improved Illinois - They're likely to whoop our a*s.

Much improved Northwestern - They'll probably whoop our a*s.

Very tough SDS Jackrabbits (who played an 11-2 Minnesota to down to one score) - They might even whoop our a*s.

It could end up 2-10 or 3-9. But my prediction is 5-7. NO BOWL GAME..... again. 
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That.1.Dude said:
Alright then, let me put it in a much simpler way that you can understand.

Frost has ....GOT.... to .....MAKE.... a .....GOTD*MN.... bowl game this next upcoming season. Period! 

IIIIII don't give a daaaaaaa*n if he has to go out and buy players like Ohio State does or put everybody on the team on some gotd*mn steroids like Alabama and Clemson. He's got to make a bowl game.

IIIIII don't give a daaaaaa*n if every win comes by one point over the most sorry teams and every loss to come by 0-100 over every good team. He's got to make a bowl game.

IIIII don't give a daaaaa*n if every single one of our 6 wins comes over teams with only 2 wins, 1 win, or zero wins gotd*mmit. He's got to make a bowl game. 

Can't be blaming no J.D Spielman, no newly coached team, no new coach schemes, no new or old players on the d*mn team, no "if we would have done this or that" type of thing, no NONE of that sh*t if you know what I mean.

We're Nebraska and we live for the dream and our dream is to once again reign supreme!

GOOOO BIIIG REEEEDDD!!!!
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If we're going 6-6, was it really a great season anyway? What's the difference between 5-7 and some nobodycarespotatoes.com bowl?

 
Jeremy said:
If we're going 6-6, was it really a great season anyway? What's the difference between 5-7 and some nobodycarespotatoes.com bowl?
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You can bet your candy a*s it'd be a great season for a program that hasn't made a bowl game in 3+ years. Listen, truth be told, there's not that many gotd*mn teams in the COUNTRY that could make a bowl game with that schedule. If we happen to make one, then it'd be a tremendous step forward for our program in terms of confidence especially in Frost, recruiting, breaking the non-bowl game streak, etc. 

NO COACH at any blue-blood today will survive an extra year after coaching their team to no bowl games for 3+ years straight. Never. It isn't ever going to happen today. They say never say never? IIIIIIII'm saaaaaying never gotd*mmitt. IIIII don't give a daaaaaa*n if the coach that did so won 600 national championships straight before it happens. IIIIIII don't give a daaaaa*n if the only reason it happened was because every starter on the team got injured before the season even started. It won't happen. 

Now don't get me wrong. It will be tough. We will be pissed at the sorry disappointing a*swhoopins we do take along the way. But a bowl game at this particular point for this program will mean everything. Don't you sit there and be ungrateful if Frost ends up losing in a "nobodycarespotatoes.com bowl game" gotd*mmit because that'll mean a lot including the fact he actually got there with one of the toughest schedules in the country. 

I know the standards are unbelievably out of this wooooorrrrlld "low" and that pisses me off too to kingdom kum. But you can't be ungrateful and we ought to celebrate Frost if it does happen. And if it doesn't......

Say Hello to our new coach.....

Urban Meyer, Brent Vanables, or P.J Fleck

 
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You can bet your candy a*s it'd be a great season for a program that hasn't made a bowl game in 3+ years. Listen, truth be told, there's not that many gotd*mn teams in the COUNTRY that could make a bowl game with that schedule. If we happen to make one, then it'd be a tremendous step forward for our program in terms of confidence especially in Frost, recruiting, breaking the non-bowl game streak, etc. 

NO COACH at any blue-blood today will survive an extra year after coaching their team to no bowl games for 3+ years straight. Never. It isn't ever going to happen today. They say never say never? IIIIIIII'm saaaaaying never gotd*mmitt. IIIII don't give a daaaaaa*n if the coach that did so won 600 national championships straight before it happens. IIIIIII don't give a daaaaa*n if the only reason it happened was because every starter on the team got injured before the season even started. It won't happen. 

Now don't get me wrong. It will be tough. We will be pissed at the sorry disappointing a*swhoopins we do take along the way. But a bowl game at this particular point for this program will mean everything. Don't you sit there and be ungrateful if Frost ends up losing in a "nobodycarespotatoes.com bowl game" gotd*mmit because that'll mean a lot including the fact he actually got there with one of the toughest schedules in the country. 

I know the standards are unbelievably out of this wooooorrrrlld "low" and that pisses me off too to kingdom kum. But you can't be ungrateful gotd*mmit. We ought to celebrate if it does happen. And if it doesn't......

Say Hello to our new coach.....

Urban Meyer, Brent Vanables, or P.J Fleck
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Happy hour start a little early today??

 
. 1 . said:
You can bet your candy a*s it'd be a great season for a program that hasn't made a bowl game in 3+ years. Listen, truth be told, there's not that many gotd*mn teams in the COUNTRY that could make a bowl game with that schedule. If we happen to make one, then it'd be a tremendous step forward for our program in terms of confidence especially in Frost, recruiting, breaking the non-bowl game streak, etc. 

NO COACH at any blue-blood today will survive an extra year after coaching their team to no bowl games for 3+ years straight. Never. It isn't ever going to happen today. They say never say never? IIIIIIII'm saaaaaying never gotd*mmitt. IIIII don't give a daaaaaa*n if the coach that did so won 600 national championships straight before it happens. IIIIIII don't give a daaaaa*n if the only reason it happened was because every starter on the team got injured before the season even started. It won't happen. 

Now don't get me wrong. It will be tough. We will be pissed at the sorry disappointing a*swhoopins we do take along the way. But a bowl game at this particular point for this program will mean everything. Don't you sit there and be ungrateful if Frost ends up losing in a "nobodycarespotatoes.com bowl game" gotd*mmit because that'll mean a lot including the fact he actually got there with one of the toughest schedules in the country. 

I know the standards are unbelievably out of this wooooorrrrlld "low" and that pisses me off too to kingdom kum. But you can't be ungrateful and we ought to celebrate Frost if it does happen. And if it doesn't......

Say Hello to our new coach.....

Urban Meyer, Brent Vanables, or P.J Fleck
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Wrong.

 
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You can bet your candy a*s it'd be a great season for a program that hasn't made a bowl game in 3+ years. Listen, truth be told, there's not that many gotd*mn teams in the COUNTRY that could make a bowl game with that schedule. If we happen to make one, then it'd be a tremendous step forward for our program in terms of confidence especially in Frost, recruiting, breaking the non-bowl game streak, etc. 

NO COACH at any blue-blood today will survive an extra year after coaching their team to no bowl games for 3+ years straight. Never. It isn't ever going to happen today. They say never say never? IIIIIIII'm saaaaaying never gotd*mmitt. IIIII don't give a daaaaaa*n if the coach that did so won 600 national championships straight before it happens. IIIIIII don't give a daaaaa*n if the only reason it happened was because every starter on the team got injured before the season even started. It won't happen. 

Now don't get me wrong. It will be tough. We will be pissed at the sorry disappointing a*swhoopins we do take along the way. But a bowl game at this particular point for this program will mean everything. Don't you sit there and be ungrateful if Frost ends up losing in a "nobodycarespotatoes.com bowl game" gotd*mmit because that'll mean a lot including the fact he actually got there with one of the toughest schedules in the country. 

I know the standards are unbelievably out of this wooooorrrrlld "low" and that pisses me off too to kingdom kum. But you can't be ungrateful and we ought to celebrate Frost if it does happen. And if it doesn't......

Say Hello to our new coach.....

Urban Meyer, Brent Vanables, or P.J Fleck
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It's been a long while since I've read a post that's so wrong at its core that doesn't reside on the Politics and Religion board. 

In a way, this is refreshing. 

 
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