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Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Nebraska fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.
The Oklahoma fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
Following their lead, the Texas fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection.
First, he lifted up the Husker's cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes.
Next, he lifted the Okkie's cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Texas cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Texas fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you? A pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?
"Well," said the officer. "I'm confused; normally when I look under a Texas hat, I find an bad guy."
They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Nebraska fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.
The Oklahoma fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
Following their lead, the Texas fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection.
First, he lifted up the Husker's cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes.
Next, he lifted the Okkie's cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Texas cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Texas fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you? A pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?
"Well," said the officer. "I'm confused; normally when I look under a Texas hat, I find an bad guy."
