5 programs primed for resurgence: Nebraska

So it seems like we've come to a consensus that WalksBehindTheRows should be tarred and feathered. Or tarred and corned. That means we tar him then sprinkle dried corn kernels on him and set him out in the sun until they all pop.

 
So it seems like we've come to a consensus that WalksBehindTheRows should be tarred and feathered. Or tarred and corned. That means we tar him then sprinkle dried corn kernels on him and set him out in the sun until they all pop.
How about Tarred and cocained? That's what I thought you said originally until I realized it was corned.

 
We've got a football team, a football roster, and a football coach. I like our odds of playing football this year. 


Yes indeed, and next Saturday, they will play football, in a clash that will go down in history as...one of many football matches happening that weekend.




 
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