A letter from Harrison Beck

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indianahusker

Special Teams Player
Saw this on another board...I had to laugh!

Dear Husker Nation,

I am extremely sorry for all of the heartache my leaving the University has done to you all. With all of the problems this world is facing adding my departure to the pile has to be unimaginable.

I came to Nebraska because I knew I was the only person on this planet that was capable of leading the program back to the top. I accepted this calling with my usual quiet humility. Though the burden was more than most mortals could bare I stood tall and faced it head on.

Sadly those in charge failed to understand the importance of my mission. They chose to go with a lesser talent and frankly not as photogenic person to handle this burden. Their foolish actions will likely be felt for generations to come.

The real losers in this whole sordid affair are the good people of Nebraska. I gave them hope in times of peril. Without me to guide them they will become lost sheep in the wilderness of college football.

Finally, I want to dismiss the incorrect rumors that my Mommy had anything to do with my decision to leave. Outside of choosing my outfits each morning and cutting the crust off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches she has no control over my life.

I am my own man. Driven by the calling of becoming the greatest quarterback in the history of football. It is a thankless job, but someone has to do it.

Signed,

Evelyn Beck-Bothwell, er I mean Harrison Beck

 
How interesting. I was looking for an office assistant today and found this on Monster....

Harrison Beck

Address: See listing for Evelyn Beck (My mom) or my car.

Phone #: No number, just pick up the empty beer can tied to the string.

E-mail: harrisonbeck@harrisonbeck.net - and see my sweet photos from High School.

OBJECTIVE

To find a starting job at Quarterback with a Major Division I University without having to compete for the job, attend all practices or take full contact. I would also like to have my Mom be brought on staff as well as a player personnel director. I strongly believe that one player is more important than the team concept and that creating and believing your own hype is the best hype.

EXPERIENCE

University of Nebraska - Lincoln

August 2005-August 2006

PRACTICE: I attended a lot of practices during my Freshman year with the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers. I took snaps from center and from the shotgun with the #1, #2 and #3 offenses. I also became familiar with the duties that come along with being a backup quarterback such as sitting on the bench, standing next to the coach and spitting in a quick burst.

GAMES: I held the clipboard a lot for Coach Bill Callahan and called plays from the sideline for Zac "Mother F-er" Taylor. I did burn...well coach did...my redshirt against Kansas State University. When the pu--y #1 quarterback got his bell rung, I came in and saved the game making the team bowl elegible. In that game I had a completion with an interception. But the interception was just so I could record a tackle when I knocked the defender out of bounds. I also handed the ball off a lot to Cory Ross with my left and right hand and drew a penalty for a late hit.

OTHER EXPERIENCE: Please contact my mother for my high school

game tapes.

EDUCATION

University of Nebraska - Lincoln

August 2005-August 2006

18 Credit Hours with a 2.8 Cumulative G.P.A. My G.P.A. would be better if I didn't have to carry the pressure of being an over-hyped quarterback coming out of high school.

OTHER INTERESTS

I love the finer parts of liquid chemistry and finding out how different mixtures of hopps, barley, grain alcohol react with each other.

I also hope to further my agricultural and pharmaceutical interests as I have grown many green-leafy plants and enjoy studying their effects after drying and burning them. I also have a great passion for little brown mushrooms.

My other interests include music. I have a rockin' band and we like to kick some a$$ in small clubs around Nebraska where we scare the locals with our lyrics. Our sound is similar to that of a train wreck combined with a construction zone along the interestate. Lyrically we have a sound something between Jabba the Hut and a belch.

REFERENCES

My mom. Please text message her for more information.

 
How interesting. I was looking for an office assistant today and found this on Monster....
Harrison Beck

Address: See listing for Evelyn Beck (My mom) or my car.

Phone #: No number, just pick up the empty beer can tied to the string.

E-mail: harrisonbeck@harrisonbeck.net - and see my sweet photos from High School.

OBJECTIVE

To find a starting job at Quarterback with a Major Division I University without having to compete for the job, attend all practices or take full contact. I would also like to have my Mom be brought on staff as well as a player personnel director. I strongly believe that one player is more important than the team concept and that creating and believing your own hype is the best hype.

EXPERIENCE

University of Nebraska - Lincoln

August 2005-August 2006

PRACTICE: I attended a lot of practices during my Freshman year with the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers. I took snaps from center and from the shotgun with the #1, #2 and #3 offenses. I also became familiar with the duties that come along with being a backup quarterback such as sitting on the bench, standing next to the coach and spitting in a quick burst.

GAMES: I held the clipboard a lot for Coach Bill Callahan and called plays from the sideline for Zac "Mother F-er" Taylor. I did burn...well coach did...my redshirt against Kansas State University. When the pu--y #1 quarterback got his bell rung, I came in and saved the game making the team bowl elegible. In that game I had a completion with an interception. But the interception was just so I could record a tackle when I knocked the defender out of bounds. I also handed the ball off a lot to Cory Ross with my left and right hand and drew a penalty for a late hit.

OTHER EXPERIENCE: Please contact my mother for my high school

game tapes.

EDUCATION

University of Nebraska - Lincoln

August 2005-August 2006

18 Credit Hours with a 2.8 Cumulative G.P.A. My G.P.A. would be better if I didn't have to carry the pressure of being an over-hyped quarterback coming out of high school.

OTHER INTERESTS

I love the finer parts of liquid chemistry and finding out how different mixtures of hopps, barley, grain alcohol react with each other.

I also hope to further my agricultural and pharmaceutical interests as I have grown many green-leafy plants and enjoy studying their effects after drying and burning them. I also have a great passion for little brown mushrooms.

My other interests include music. I have a rockin' band and we like to kick some a$$ in small clubs around Nebraska where we scare the locals with our lyrics. Our sound is similar to that of a train wreck combined with a construction zone along the interestate. Lyrically we have a sound something between Jabba the Hut and a belch.

REFERENCES

My mom. Please text message her for more information.
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:cheers :cheers :cheers :rollin :rollin :rollin :lol: :lol: :lol:

 
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The buzz on Bowman was that he was going to be "ONE AND DONE". Beck....well, he didn't get the memo on what that meant. ONE completion, ONE interception, ONE game.

Well I'm sure that all of us have no problem saluting him with ONE finger!!!

:sarcasm

 
The buzz on Bowman was that he was going to be "ONE AND DONE". Beck....well, he didn't get the memo on what that meant. ONE completion, ONE interception, ONE game.
Well I'm sure that all of us have no problem saluting him with ONE finger!!!

:sarcasm
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Don't forget about his mop-up duty in the sCUm game. :lol:

 
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