FINALLY went to the
HAG in Chandler after my Son's Parent/Teacher conference, tonight.
It was funny..Half of the "nurses" were manequins, in fact, I'd already started flirting with one before my Son said, "Dad!?!?!, She's not real"
There's a sign that said if you weigh over 350# your meal is free.
The only non alcoholic drinks are bottled water or pint of Mexican Coca-cola made with pure cane sugar.
Another poster advertising unfiltered Lucky Strikes..The all you can eat Fries are saturated with melted lard which explains the slick painted cement floor.
Lets see if my math is right..
Two single bypass cheeseburgers
(only comes with American cheese :angry: but was good..but so greasy, even the buns had a shiny layer of melted 30 weight on top) $7.23 x 2
Fries $1.98
Coke ~$ 1.98.
Line drawn down to the total area....Somehow totaled out to be an even $20
All I had was $24...And not being used to pretty girls being nice to me..(real or plastic) and not remembering how much to tip since it had been forever since I've been let loose..it occured to me ...I tipped her twice.
But I guess I did feel sorry for the uniforms they had to wear...showed off the extra 15lbs of pudge that they could lose in a couple of weeks of salads..
Something tells me I should try to dissolve some of the grease with some Old Bushmills Irish Whiskey so it works through my arteries quicker..
:wacko: