A Ritual Exorcism of Big Red Nation is now a Categorical Impervative

[Thurston from Pender]

And an exorcism is better than a ritual colonoscopy of Big Red Nation. 

As discussed in my Dredge Bridge jump topic infra, my idea is to burn three dummies which have the image and likeness of Steve P from NP, Harvey P from York and that former AD from Wisconsin. Then, and only then, will Big Red Nation be free from those Satanic influences.

The exorcism must take place next to the Tom Osborne and Brook Berringer statue. 

I’d prefer this happen before the Iowa game. The good karma will allow us to win the Hy-Vee Trophy. We may not win the Big Ten West this year, but we can win that trophy.

I’ll leave it to you Lincoln fans to construct the dummies and organize this event. Get cracking!

 

[knapplc]

that former AD from Wisconsin

Barry Alvarez? He's awesome. He loves Nebraska. He's just doing his job, and doing it well. 

win the Hy-Vee Trophy

No, thank you.

burn three dummies

I'll admit - I got a little scared the first time I read this.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Meth is bad mmmmkay 

 

[Thurston from Pender]

Don’t be a dummy. Sean E. 

Get on the Bus! 

 

[MLB 51]

Doesn't this technically belong in the P&R forum? 

Exorcism and burnt offerings sounds like a religious thing to me.

 

[Jason Sitoke]

 

[walksalone]

 

[Thurston from Pender]

I can see some of you people are unserious about this categorical imperative. That unserious attitude is how we got to this position! We - as Husker Nation and the Greatest Fans in College Football - need to take the lead and drag this program back to national relevance.

 

[walksalone]

I can see some of you people are unserious about this categorical imperative. That unserious attitude is how we got to this position! We - as Husker Nation and the Greatest Fans in College Football - need to take the lead and drag this program back to national relevance.

When you take that bus, you get there...

 

[I am I]

I actually think if we relax it’ll be bette 

 

[JJ Husker]

  The greatest fans would not substitute dummies. And we better include Callahan and Riley to make sure all the bases are covered.

 

[Jeremy]

And an exorcism is better than a ritual colonoscopy of Big Red Nation. 

As discussed in my Dredge Bridge jump topic infra, my idea is to burn three dummies which have the image and likeness of Steve P from NP, Harvey P from York and that former AD from Wisconsin. Then, and only then, will Big Red Nation be free from those Satanic influences.

The exorcism must take place next to the Tom Osborne and Brook Berringer statue. 

I’d prefer this happen before the Iowa game. The good karma will allow us to win the Hy-Vee Trophy. We may not win the Big Ten West this year, but we can win that trophy.

I’ll leave it to you Lincoln fans to construct the dummies and organize this event. Get cracking!

Or we could just get better players...

 

[Thurston from Pender]

The players will appreciate this event and know that we are truly the Greatest Fans in College Football. 

Who’s with me?

 

[Thurston from Pender]

New part of this Ritual Exorcism.

We first throw the three idiot dummies under the bus and then burn them.

 

[PaulCrewe]

There seriously has to be a tin foil shortage in Pender or wherever the hell this guy is from