A story of a man named Knapp. As told by Huskerboard

[Scratchtown]

Once upon a time. There was a boy. His name was Knapp. At the age of...........

 

[NUance]

... 26 he lost his ...

 

[Stumpy1]

left eye in a knitting accident.

 

[84HuskerLaw]

Fortunately he still had his other left eye!

 

[JJ Husker]

And then one day at band camp....

 

[Army_Allen]

after walking uphill both ways,

 

[knapplc]

He came across a football wedged in stone. And whoever should pull the football from the stone would be crowned Coach.

 

[JJ Husker]

But it was not be as he...

 

[NUance]

...had Vaseline on his fingers and couldn't get a proper grip. So instead he ...

 

[Stumpy1]

Went and got a fly swatter, some duck tape, 2 crayons, a helmet and a bag of Cheetos....

 

[JJ Husker]

...and began to gain notoriety by becoming the first man ever to...

 

[Scratchtown]

....sit at the steps of the capital building, with his fly swatter and cheetos, yelling obscenities to.....

 

[Army_Allen]

....sit at the steps of the capital building, with his fly swatter and cheetos, yelling obscenities to.....

Brent Musburger for saying Oregon would win in Lincoln....

 

[The Dude]

That was the day it happened. A day that would change his life, and the world competitive armpit farting, forever.

 

[knapplc]

The day he invented the Knapp Slapp, the Fosbury Flop of competitive armpit farting.