a study of two spring games...

In the press conference after CU's spring game:

Handler (in a back and neck brace): "I just blew an assignment and the play got away from me. This is why we have to practice; but, I'm thinking it would help the team if I moved to buffalo chip boy. I'll see a lot more playing time, too, I think."

Ralphie: "What green jersey? He was there, man. I had to hit him. It's what I was recruited to do--wasn't I? It was great finally getting an open field run, man."

Then everyone, including the reporters, toqued up, ate 100 bags of nachos and made disparaging remarks about the ancestors of all Husker fans.

 
Jesus what in the hell was that??!!! It looked like something you would see on "when animals attack". How in the hell can someone get all excited about a dumb furry rug with four legs?

 
:laughpound Oh man that was great.

"Oooh!"...

But, I must say that was the best tunnel walk I've seen in a while. I just hope they bring back the exploding helmets this year.

 
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HuskerTex said:
In the press conference after CU's spring game:

Handler (in a back and neck brace): "I just blew an assignment and the play got away from me. This is why we have to practice; but, I'm thinking it would help the team if I moved to buffalo chip boy. I'll see a lot more playing time, too, I think."

Ralphie: "What green jersey? He was there, man. I had to hit him. It's what I was recruited to do--wasn't I? It was great finally getting an open field run, man."

Then everyone, including the reporters, toqued up, ate 100 bags of nachos and made disparaging remarks about the ancestors of all Husker fans.
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:clap :clap :clap

 
At least we know how Ralphie feels about male cheerleaders. Knowing how Boulder is, he will probably be sent to sensitivity training.

 
Ralphie was pissed he had to miss the Husker game for that craptastic event

Even funnier is how empty their stands are...hahah.

"There's plenty of front row seats students! Plenty of seats....please, someone come watch us play....?

Okay, okay, free bongs to the first 200 kids!"

 
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OK, lets see, they like to think they are the sophisticated ones, yet who had livestock running around the field?

 
HuskerTex said:
In the press conference after CU's spring game:

Handler (in a back and neck brace): "I just blew an assignment and the play got away from me. This is why we have to practice; but, I'm thinking it would help the team if I moved to buffalo chip boy. I'll see a lot more playing time, too, I think."

Ralphie: "What green jersey? He was there, man. I had to hit him. It's what I was recruited to do--wasn't I? It was great finally getting an open field run, man."

Then everyone, including the reporters, toqued up, ate 100 bags of nachos and made disparaging remarks about the ancestors of all Husker fans.
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Wait a minute..

Was that a shot at our newest LB? <_<

 
HuskerTex said:
AZ4NE1 said:
Wait a minute..

Was that a shot at our newest LB? <_<
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No way!
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Your spring game is better, maybe the best in the country

Will that help with recruiting? Probably, I would think it would....

Here is what I think Bo will want to Discuss in comparing CU and NU...

Buffs 65, Huskers 51, game that could have at least got a bowl last year for the Huskers, lost...

Spring games are nice, but just like our world class Midnight madness at Kansas, it is just a recruiting edge in the grand scheme of things. I think CU would keep the win, concede the spring game.

P.S. Ralphie owned that poor dude.

 
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