A Warning!!!

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shoping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

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I have resorted to buying cases of Wal-Mart nylon wallets and a open tab at the DMV. chuckleshuffle :corndance :rollin

 
Such a male response! Thanks for the laugh!!! :clap :hellloooo :rollin :rollin :rollin And I did laugh out loud although no one heard me...the better half is snoozin' <_<

I so needed a laugh today! Getting more snow at my house!!! :angry:

 
i posted it before, and i had my wallet stolen a few times, and i am going to try and get it stolen again this weekend

 
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I got a good laugh (which isn't a good thing, I'm in an Ethics class right now) :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

I was at the 'Repo Depot' the other day, and I didn't see any of these girls. :angry:

Guess I have to start shopping at a different location! :)

 
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I got a good laugh (which isn't a good thing, I'm in an Ethics class right now) :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

I was at the 'Repo Depot' the other day, and I didn't see any of these girls. :angry:

Guess I have to start shopping at a different location! :)
There working the Lowe's parking lots now :lol:

 
advise her to use a medicated lip balm :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance :corndance

 
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