Cy the Cyclone
Starter
I have here in my nicotine stained fingers 4…count em…4 tickets to the Nebraska – Iowa State football game for Saturday, October 18th and these tickets could be yours IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT!
These aren’t just your crappy old student tickets people. These are the kind of tickets that vendors give to only their most respected and esteemed clients. The kind of customer who has access to huge amounts of cash to spend with their company….or the kind of customer who would go out for a few drinks with the kind of odd looking yet strangely appealing Account Exec one night and finds himself trying desperately to pull his arm out from under her without waking her up the next morning….you make the call.... <_<
All beside the point! The fact is that these fine seats, located all together in the lower section of Jack Trice around the 20-30 yard line, can be yours IF you have something to offer that would be interesting or amusing to Cy. Folks…I’ve been told that these seats are within easy throwing distance of the ISU bench and that even women can manage to hit the players with a battery or snowball from them…that’s how close you will be to the action!
Cy, being rich and handsome beyond belief, has no need for money…I cannot be swayed by mere coins or cash. Cy would rather give his tickets to someone who takes the time to make an imaginative or creative offer as opposed to some kid who just plunks down some cash. If you want these tickets…make me a cool offer (of course…if all else fails, I will take the cash and I’ll just spend it quick before the ex-wife finds out about it and sends her pet lawyer after it).
As an added bonus, along with these tickets you will receive a Super Special Parking Pass that allows you to park your vehicle in the Super Special Parking Lot right next to the stadium…instead of taking a walking tour of lovely Ames, Iowa along with 60,000 obnoxious fans who had to park up to five miles away (at a hyper-inflated price) you will be parking just steps away from both the main gate and the tail gate area! This great parking pass will be my gift to you for making the winning offer!
So there’s the deal. The offer that appeals the most to Cy as determined by Cy will be awarded with four tickets to the game along with the parking pass. And please folks…don’t offer me your wives or girlfriends or sister for the weekend or stuff like that as Cy has enough trouble as it is…UNLESS they have some extraordinary unique talent that can’t be found in most women (like they can cook or clean or something….) and anything that would put Cy into jail is strictly verboten… :angry:
I will entertain your offers beginning….after lunch.
These aren’t just your crappy old student tickets people. These are the kind of tickets that vendors give to only their most respected and esteemed clients. The kind of customer who has access to huge amounts of cash to spend with their company….or the kind of customer who would go out for a few drinks with the kind of odd looking yet strangely appealing Account Exec one night and finds himself trying desperately to pull his arm out from under her without waking her up the next morning….you make the call.... <_<
All beside the point! The fact is that these fine seats, located all together in the lower section of Jack Trice around the 20-30 yard line, can be yours IF you have something to offer that would be interesting or amusing to Cy. Folks…I’ve been told that these seats are within easy throwing distance of the ISU bench and that even women can manage to hit the players with a battery or snowball from them…that’s how close you will be to the action!
Cy, being rich and handsome beyond belief, has no need for money…I cannot be swayed by mere coins or cash. Cy would rather give his tickets to someone who takes the time to make an imaginative or creative offer as opposed to some kid who just plunks down some cash. If you want these tickets…make me a cool offer (of course…if all else fails, I will take the cash and I’ll just spend it quick before the ex-wife finds out about it and sends her pet lawyer after it).
As an added bonus, along with these tickets you will receive a Super Special Parking Pass that allows you to park your vehicle in the Super Special Parking Lot right next to the stadium…instead of taking a walking tour of lovely Ames, Iowa along with 60,000 obnoxious fans who had to park up to five miles away (at a hyper-inflated price) you will be parking just steps away from both the main gate and the tail gate area! This great parking pass will be my gift to you for making the winning offer!
So there’s the deal. The offer that appeals the most to Cy as determined by Cy will be awarded with four tickets to the game along with the parking pass. And please folks…don’t offer me your wives or girlfriends or sister for the weekend or stuff like that as Cy has enough trouble as it is…UNLESS they have some extraordinary unique talent that can’t be found in most women (like they can cook or clean or something….) and anything that would put Cy into jail is strictly verboten… :angry:
I will entertain your offers beginning….after lunch.
h34r: :blink: