Another Texas zinger

UGAHusker

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So I'm sure that this will get moved sooner rather than later, but hopefully some of y'all will appreciate it.

So my sister had her first child early this morning and a C-Section was performed on her. My mother called me (mostly to rag on me for officially becoming "Uncle Tom") to inform me of the birth and started talking (no graphic details, luckily) about the process. Well, the doctor apparently had done most of his schooling at Texas and my parents were giving him some slight jarring about the game. My mom then asked if he would insert the necessary stitching in the shape of the Nebraska :bigredn: logo. The doctor claimed that he didn't know what it looked like. She replied, "that's ok, it will be emblazoned in your head for quite some time after this Saturday!"

 
And they let him run a stapler down her abdomen??? ouch Hope he made the traditional horizontal incision instead of the T incision oops

GBR

 
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