God rested on the 7th day. On the 8th day Bo Pelini made him run stadium stairs.
When Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires", he is only talking to Bo Pelini.
Global warming is caused by the heat generated from Bo Pelini when he gets angry.
The game 'Grand theft auto' is based on a typical day in Bo Pelini's life.
Bo Pelini's Tecmo Bowl defense has yet to allow Bo Jackson to have a positive gain.... and Bo P. always plays with the Patriots.
Bo Pelini's defenses practice in full pads every day.... even on Sundays.... in May.
Bo Pelini personally stripped LSU mascot Mike the Tiger of his stripes for over pursuing a piece of raw meat which was thrown into its cage.
Bo Pelini has raped his players before... not because he is gay, but to drive home the importance of gap responsibility.
When Bo goes to a strip club the girls pay him money to sit on his lap.
The real cause of Bill Callahan's jaw tick? Giving Bo oral.
Bo Pelini is to quarterbacks what STD tests are to 25-year-old men
Bo Pelini could be color blind and still solve a Rubik's Cube
After Steve Irwins death, Bo Pelini stabbed the Stingray's barb in his heart for fun
Bo Pelini can't get a tattoo...no needle can pierce his skin.
Castle Grey-Skull draws it's power from Bo Pelini
When playing Blackjack Bo Pelini never takes a 'hit'...he delivers them!
Bo Pelini has been asked by the President to not travel to Iraq or North Korea...He is considered a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
A smile from Bo Pelini will kill the gum disease Gingivitis