I think the first down marker was at about the one or so. But still, try to run through them, lateral it, DO SOMETHING!!! There was 0:00 and he ran out of bounds.
....Says every Fat, out of shape, non-athletic, never put a jock on in their life, no balls to strap it up, armchair QB in the great 'Husker Nation'. You're probably one of those guys that yells at their kids for not being able to catch a ball on the run as you throw it from your yard chair, even though you are throwing it from your lawn chair with your husker jersey on as you drink a Busch Light. Yeah.....go ahead an run your a$$ out there against a couple of 230lb LB's and a 280lb DE and see how 'let's just wing it' you feel. Shut up.
OK, we have a high school football player on our hands here.
Nope, I never played HS football.
I am sure you are proud as all get out about your 5.3 40-yard dash time, and every year you get better and better as you look back at your glory years.
Actually I ran about a 4.7 or 4.8. Nothing that is very impressive. And I guess the fact that I didn't play football means I don't have any moments to turn into war stories.
Gee, superstar, do you REALLY think it's OK for the starting quarterback for the Nebraska Cornhuskers - a legendary football program that has staggering success and HUNDREDS of exceptional athletes who would give their eye-teeth for the opportunity Joe Dailey had - to lack composure so much that he runs out of bounds with time expired instead of throwing the ball into the end zone?
And if the ball would have been picked off or thrown into the 3rd row you'd be raking him over the coals for that instead of going out of bounds.
If so, then you are just ANOTHER moron.
Thanks. I'll join you on the bench.
By the way, your post does not read well. It reads as if written by someone who didn't score above 1400 on his SATs, or above 30 on his ACT.
Sorry. I wasn't going for a Pulitzer. I'll try harder next time. I never had to take an SAT. And you're right, I only scored a 30, not above.
You probably don't know Hamlet from Macbeth
You're right.
and likely never solved a Rubic's cube.
I did back in Junior High, but haven't touched one in probably 15 years or so. We actually raced solving the Rubik's 'Links' puzzles to pass the lunch hour.
You probably lift weights and stay in shape running
Lift weights? Nope. I play basketball, golf, run a little and summer softball starts. But no weights.
yet can't get past mid-game on level 5 of a computerized chess game without getting checkmated by a dated piece of software.
I've never played computerized chess before. Never had the desire...probably never will.
Sure you can post to a BBS, but you couldn't code a php script if your life depended on it.
You're right. I'm sorry, can I get a raise of hands of the millions of people that can? Oh and while we're at it, I can't perform a double bypass, analyze explain DNA variances in identical twins, or cure cancer.
Your kids probably play little league ball, but don't know the Calculus or thermodynamics, and you can't teach them about either one.
Only one and he is my step-son. He'll start T-ball for the first time this summer...thanks for asking. As for Calculus (which I took in High School and Calculus 2 in college) or thermodynamics, no he doesn't have a clue and probably won't for some time. He is excited for Kindegarten, is that a required course at 5? But he can write his name, tie his shoes and wipe his own butt. We probably won't throw him on the short bus yet. I'll give you an update in 13 years or so.
I'd like to see you debate a 1550 SAT scorer, or a Wonderlic 46 that's hounding your every word.
Hound away. Sniff around all you want. I'll be sure to leave a little $hit here and there to stick your nose into.