HuskerMoon
Special Teams Player
January 13, 2010
B.S.- Knoxville TN, They came out in droves Tuesday night. Hundreds if not thousands of Uinversity of Tennessee students, faculty, and fans, took to the streets, all to express the same sentiment. Lane Kiffen, you are a douche! This mantra could be heard from the east side of Knoxville to the west and there is no doubt that Kiffen’s douchitude was on every Tennessee football fans mind. When asked what she thought of the 34 year old coaches decision to leave Tennessee for the head coaching position at the University of Southern California, Mildred Smith, a retired 87 year old school teacher from nearby Powell, Tennessee had this to say. “I believe Mr. Kippen, Kippen, Krippen, whatever his name, I think that man is a Son of a b*&%$ !” She went on to describe in lengthy detail a medical procedure involving testicular re-attachment that she believed would greatly benefit the now former Volunteer coach in his future life pursuits. Around the country Wednesday non-volunteer college football fans got their opportunity to criticize the embattled coach on national radio and television call in programs. Most of the accusations leaned toward the notion that Mr. Kiffen was indeed a skirt wearing pansy who lacked integrity and pride and that he had indeed left the University of Tennessee up sh*t creek without a paddle. There were however a few dissenting opinions, college football fans from Gainsville Florida expressed joy when hearing the news of the turmoil in Knoxville. One unidentified Florida Gator fan was quoted as saying “ Them Volunteer fans.. They can go and shut up! They suck asssss!!! Gators Rule!!! Woooohoooo!” as he staggered out of a bar in downtown Gainsville Tuesday night. In Los Angeles the mood was different. It was evident that shock and dismay had engulfed Trojan nation on Tuesday night. Awaiting an impending investigation on countless NCAA violations, most Trojan fans stared at the television in utter disbelief as the news of Kiffen’s hiring was announced on ESPN. “We were expecting something different.” Said USC fan John Reyes from an Anaheim California Laundromat on Wednesday morning. Be it anger, happiness, or shock, there is no doubt that emotion was something that ran high in the college football world regarding this issue. In response to the rhetorical question I presented to myself yet answered anyway. “Is Lane Kiffen a douche?” This news journalist says “Absolutely!”
Fabricay Ted Lyer -
Mt. Jupiter- Sun – Herald- Gazette- Regina MS
B.S.- Knoxville TN, They came out in droves Tuesday night. Hundreds if not thousands of Uinversity of Tennessee students, faculty, and fans, took to the streets, all to express the same sentiment. Lane Kiffen, you are a douche! This mantra could be heard from the east side of Knoxville to the west and there is no doubt that Kiffen’s douchitude was on every Tennessee football fans mind. When asked what she thought of the 34 year old coaches decision to leave Tennessee for the head coaching position at the University of Southern California, Mildred Smith, a retired 87 year old school teacher from nearby Powell, Tennessee had this to say. “I believe Mr. Kippen, Kippen, Krippen, whatever his name, I think that man is a Son of a b*&%$ !” She went on to describe in lengthy detail a medical procedure involving testicular re-attachment that she believed would greatly benefit the now former Volunteer coach in his future life pursuits. Around the country Wednesday non-volunteer college football fans got their opportunity to criticize the embattled coach on national radio and television call in programs. Most of the accusations leaned toward the notion that Mr. Kiffen was indeed a skirt wearing pansy who lacked integrity and pride and that he had indeed left the University of Tennessee up sh*t creek without a paddle. There were however a few dissenting opinions, college football fans from Gainsville Florida expressed joy when hearing the news of the turmoil in Knoxville. One unidentified Florida Gator fan was quoted as saying “ Them Volunteer fans.. They can go and shut up! They suck asssss!!! Gators Rule!!! Woooohoooo!” as he staggered out of a bar in downtown Gainsville Tuesday night. In Los Angeles the mood was different. It was evident that shock and dismay had engulfed Trojan nation on Tuesday night. Awaiting an impending investigation on countless NCAA violations, most Trojan fans stared at the television in utter disbelief as the news of Kiffen’s hiring was announced on ESPN. “We were expecting something different.” Said USC fan John Reyes from an Anaheim California Laundromat on Wednesday morning. Be it anger, happiness, or shock, there is no doubt that emotion was something that ran high in the college football world regarding this issue. In response to the rhetorical question I presented to myself yet answered anyway. “Is Lane Kiffen a douche?” This news journalist says “Absolutely!”
Fabricay Ted Lyer -
Mt. Jupiter- Sun – Herald- Gazette- Regina MS
