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[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqImkDgDwHU

 

[Stumpy1]

I spent Saturday afternoon cutting a pickup load of firewood, hauling it up out of the woods, splitting it, and stacking it. Sunday my back muscles were aching to the point where I could barely walk. But after a couple or three glasses of whiskey my back felt MUCH better. Also, I like to have a couple glasses of whiskey while watching sports on TV. Or really, while watching anything on TV. And I generally have a glass or two in the evening to relax and unwind. Anyway, my medical question is: What is the current wait time on liver transplants these days?

You just described my Sunday. Done the exact same thing.

Speaking of having muscle soreness...I consider myself in pretty good shape as I routinely workout 3-4x a week. It never fails that whenever I cut and split wood, I hurt like no other. Just doesn't make sense.

Do you split it with a maul like this? I think that's what does me in. It's just so fun I always overdo it. Using muscles I don't generally use and all.

Yep...Have a red handled one. I also use a wedge and sledge on real big ones.

 

[Redux]

How much monkey spanking is too much?

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

How much monkey spanking is too much?

scientists are working "feverishly" to figure this out. I've never seen so many happy lab mice

 

[MLB 51]

I spent Saturday afternoon cutting a pickup load of firewood, hauling it up out of the woods, splitting it, and stacking it. Sunday my back muscles were aching to the point where I could barely walk. But after a couple or three glasses of whiskey my back felt MUCH better. Also, I like to have a couple glasses of whiskey while watching sports on TV. Or really, while watching anything on TV. And I generally have a glass or two in the evening to relax and unwind. Anyway, my medical question is: What is the current wait time on liver transplants these days?

You just described my Sunday. Done the exact same thing.

Speaking of having muscle soreness...I consider myself in pretty good shape as I routinely workout 3-4x a week. It never fails that whenever I cut and split wood, I hurt like no other. Just doesn't make sense.

Do you split it with a maul like this? I think that's what does me in. It's just so fun I always overdo it. Using muscles I don't generally use and all.

Yep...Have a red handled one. I also use a wedge and sledge on real big ones.

Use this one.

 

[MLB 51]

Why are there so few women that can accommodate my ridiculously large penis?

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

Why are there so few women that can accommodate my ridiculously large penis?

Have you ever thought about a career in porn? It's like landing a 747 in the grand canyon bruh

 

[Mierin]

Why are there so few women that can accommodate my ridiculously large penis?

Have you ever thought about a career in porn? It's like landing a 747 in the grand canyon bruh

gross

 

[Redux]

Why are there so few women that can accommodate my ridiculously large penis?

Stick to anal. No matter how messy the house gets, you clean it. That should keep you distracted about your large member.

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

Redux just won the thread folks!

 

[Redux]

< Bows

 

[T_O_Bull]

I spent Saturday afternoon cutting a pickup load of firewood, hauling it up out of the woods, splitting it, and stacking it. Sunday my back muscles were aching to the point where I could barely walk. But after a couple or three glasses of whiskey my back felt MUCH better. Also, I like to have a couple glasses of whiskey while watching sports on TV. Or really, while watching anything on TV. And I generally have a glass or two in the evening to relax and unwind. Anyway, my medical question is: What is the current wait time on liver transplants these days?

First you need to get in line NU. I'll let you cut in line right behind me.

T_O_B

 

[huKSer]

Hey Dr Mantis

How do you keep from being banned?