Astronaut Haiku

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I’m sure all of you have heard about the female astronaut who, in a fit of jealousy, drove over 900 miles from Houston to Florida to threaten a woman she believed to be a rival for the affections of a man with whom she was having an affair. The woman wore diapers on the trip so she wouldn’t have to stop for bathroom breaks. In honor of that woman, I offer the following Astronaut Haiku…

Female astronaut

Takes a drive wearing diapers.

Is she nuts? Depends.

 
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