Atmosphere In Lincoln This Weekend

That's why I said early Husker games.

Later Husker game atmosphere is:

11% Nitrogen

2% Oxygen

2% Red Balloons

80% Tangible coldness

5% Aroma of hot schnocolate (although his may be cut down some due to the anti-terrorism clear bag policy)

 
knapplc said:
That's why I said early Husker games.

Later Husker game atmosphere is:

11% Nitrogen

2% Oxygen

2% Red Balloons

80% Tangible coldness

5% Aroma of hot schnocolate (although his may be cut down some due to the anti-terrorism clear bag policy)
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You're forgetting 6% mix of Runza/Vals or more specifically 5% Runza/Vals 1% cabbage gas

 
And when Iowa is in town there's a not-to-be-discounted percentage of eau de pasture.  But honestly, I try to ignore that as much as possible.

 
Hayseed said:
I think a bunch of people will show up in red loon costumes and wander around. Then they'll make their way to the stadium where they'll cheer when something goes right. After the game they'll all wander around some more, some will go shopping, some will go out to eat and go home , some will party down at the many downtown establishments. That's my guess.
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Do you have insider information? That sounds pretty detailed.  :-)

 
unlfan said:
God its disgusting.  Watching the fat slobs shove those down their face is my least favorite part of Nebraska games. And the stray slices of Vals that get mushed into the concrete. Welcome to Nebraska!
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Yeah, it gets a little gross at times.  Especially the pizza part.

 
knapplc said:
The atmosphere is going to be the same as it is for every early Husker game:

10% Nitrogen

1% Oxygen

3% Red Balloons

87% Death-like Humidity
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Eichorst sucks so bad that he has taken 95% of the oxygen out of the air?

That would seem to be a firable offense.

 
knapplc said:
And when Iowa is in town there's a not-to-be-discounted percentage of eau de pasture.  But honestly, I try to ignore that as much as possible.
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OMG yes.  Reminds me of the time I drove up from Florida to see my sister and her family in western Iowa in 2010 when I stopped for the night in eastern IA.  I got out of my car's AC to have a crushing weight of pig smell coming from a large feedlot.  My first thought was, "Yup, I'm in Ioway."      :blink: (need an emoji for holding your nose)

 
knapplc said:
The atmosphere is going to be the same as it is for every early Husker game:

10% Nitrogen

1% Oxygen

3% Red Balloons

87% Death-like Humidity
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Big question:  Will the red balloons fly before the 2nd quarter or half time this week ?

 
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