B1G Coaches as Superheroes

Not the most creative, but there are some gif's that are on point.

https://www.cornnation.com/2018/7/27/17615888/big-ten-head-coaches-what-if-they-were-marvel-superheroes-nebraska-huskers-cornhuskers-scott-frost

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[SIZE=inherit]Real Name : [/SIZE]Kirk Ferentz, HC Iowa



[SIZE=inherit]Superhero Name : [/SIZE]The Vanilla Anchor


As bland as his offense with the permanance of the sun, The Vanilla Anchor will be in Iowa City longer than the U. Of Iowa itself.
[SIZE=inherit]Super Powers: [/SIZE]When on the sideline, can sink his legs 20 feet into the ground making him virtually impossible to remove; inexplicable job security in the face of 7.1 wins/yr  
[SIZE=inherit]Weaknesses : [/SIZE]Playbook copied directly from 1979 NFL Strategy game; Iowa St.; videos of baby goats frolicking

 
This article was bad. Like *REALLY* bad. Like something I'd expect a middle-schooler to pump out bad. 

I mean, FFS, why not compare them to actual, established Superheroes. It wouldn't be *THAT* hard...

 
This article was bad. Like *REALLY* bad. Like something I'd expect a middle-schooler to pump out bad. 

I mean, FFS, why not compare them to actual, established Superheroes. It wouldn't be *THAT* hard...
IDK, they might be on to something 
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