Biden's America

ZRod said:
That and accidentally grabbing the front brake hard. Still don't know how I managed to keep my face off the pavement on that one.
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I did that once when I drifted to the side of a very wide track and almost hit an old stump. I braked in time to avoid the stump but sent myself over the handle bars and down a hill full and stumps and downed trees. I managed to jump over and dodge them and came to stop with my hands on a tree. Two dudes in Iron Maiden shirts were on the path at the time and commented on how awesome it was to see me jumping tress and dodging stumps like superman. I think the fact they were stoned made it seem all the better. I came out unscathed but the bike ended up with a bent rim and I had to carry it back to the car.  :P

 
The prophecy has been fulfilled.

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Can you imagine the traitor in chief trying to even get on a damn bicycle much less ride one?!?!!??  He'd rather order another coke and fries instead. 

With a side of sedition.

 
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