tattooedhusker
All-Conference
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BIG 12 FOOTBALL QUIZ
(1) What does the average Texas player get on his SATs?
Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Baylor cheerleaders in one
room?
A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get an Iowa State cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a University of Oklahoma graduate off your
porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if a Nebraska football player has a
girlfriend?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
(6) Why is the Colorado football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a University of Kansas
football player's life?
His freshman year.
(8) How many Missouri freshmen does it take to change a light
bulb?
None -- That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
Manhattan, Kansas. He knew that the police would never look
at KSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY
10) Why did Oklahoma State choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
BIG 12 FOOTBALL QUIZ
(1) What does the average Texas player get on his SATs?
Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Baylor cheerleaders in one
room?
A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get an Iowa State cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a University of Oklahoma graduate off your
porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if a Nebraska football player has a
girlfriend?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
(6) Why is the Colorado football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a University of Kansas
football player's life?
His freshman year.
(8) How many Missouri freshmen does it take to change a light
bulb?
None -- That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
Manhattan, Kansas. He knew that the police would never look
at KSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY
10) Why did Oklahoma State choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
