Bill Callahan is 100% gone in 3 days or less

Yesterday I met Callahan's brother, uncle, dad and Grandpa. And I'll tell you one thing for sure. HE was a good guy.

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crazyhusker said:
a friend of mine who sister boyfriend friends brother told me that Pete Carroll wants to be the next head coach of the huskers
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I haven't wanted to reveal my identity, but I am Pete Carroll. I felt I must do this to squash the rising tide in Husker Land wanting my services. I will add that if called, I will not interview, and if hired anyway, I will not coach. Now back to preparing for Notre Dame.

 
TarheelTrojan said:
crazyhusker said:
a friend of mine who sister boyfriend friends brother told me that Pete Carroll wants to be the next head coach of the huskers
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I haven't wanted to reveal my identity, but I am Pete Carroll. I felt I must do this to squash the rising tide in Husker Land wanting my services. I will add that if called, I will not interview, and if hired anyway, I will not coach. Now back to preparing for Notre Dame.
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Pete - I heard that ND was going to buy out Weiss and give you double what he is currently getting paid for twice the duration. You'd go, suck it up as a coach to get bought out, then retire. Thus completing your evil plan to completely destroy Notre Dame's football program.

 
My cat coughed up a hairball this evening. It looked a bit like the letter "o". As I looked down at it, I realized if I wrote the letters "Pete Carr-ll" around the hairball, it would spell out Pete Carroll. This was obviously a sign that Pete Carroll will be our new HC. The hairball has spoken.

 
mjmartin1970 said:
TarheelTrojan said:
crazyhusker said:
a friend of mine who sister boyfriend friends brother told me that Pete Carroll wants to be the next head coach of the huskers
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I haven't wanted to reveal my identity, but I am Pete Carroll. I felt I must do this to squash the rising tide in Husker Land wanting my services. I will add that if called, I will not interview, and if hired anyway, I will not coach. Now back to preparing for Notre Dame.
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Pete - I heard that ND was going to buy out Weiss and give you double what he is currently getting paid for twice the duration. You'd go, suck it up as a coach to get bought out, then retire. Thus completing your evil plan to completely destroy Notre Dame's football program.
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Curses! My plan has been foiled! The Dome must be razed to the ground! Ooops. I'm hyperventilating!

 
Pasadena Husker said:
greenman said:
I have found out inside information that very few know. My sister is best friends with one of bill callahans daughters and she told my sister that they were moving one week from today since her dad had already been informed of being fired. My sister was one of her few friends and I highly doubt my sister was supposed to find out this information. I am 100% serious and am not making this up and am going to join all the message boards and inform everyone of this. I honestly didn't have much of a problem with callahan or pederson but i just thought people might like to know my inside information.
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pants on fire!
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i'll say it again. pants on fire!

 
Bill and his Wife just sat their daughter down and told her they MIGHT have to move soon..Just to help prepare her for the inevitable.

I know..My sister runs surveilance around Lincoln.

 
i think that if the team performs like they have the past several weeks then he could be gone before pratice start next week

 
Hi, Bill Callahan here. Just borrowing Frisco's account to clear this up. I'm not going anywhere, so move on. Thanks Frisco. You're welcome Bill.

 
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