Blonde Joke

[rawhide]

Two UT blondes were having lunch when one of the blondes asked the other:

Which is further away the moon or Florida

The other blonde replied:

Helllllooooooooo You can't see Florida.

 

[admo]

A woman tells her husband that she wished her breast were bigger. Her husband advises her to "take some toilet paper and rub it between your boobs". The woman replied "how is that gonna make my breast bigger?" And the husband replied, "I don't know, but it worked for your a$$".

 

[gamecocks]

:rollin :rollin :rollin