JJ Husker
Assistant Coach
Hey, I guess we have that in common too. Except my help with their field testing was more undercover. :lol: I know, I shouldn’t joke about it. It just wasn’t as taboo in the very early 80s.In college, I volunteered to help the Nebraska State Patrol with the field testing for drunk driving for new patrolmen. They put us in a hotel room for a few hours, with whatever we wanted to drink. They monitored our BAC on an hourly basis to make sure we weren’t gonna kill ourselves with alcohol poisoning. After a few hours of drinking approximately 8-10 beers, they cut me off at .16 or .18. Needless to say, trying to “pass” the field tests was nearly impossible. If Wager was anywhere near that BAC, with an open beer in his center console, he is beyond stupid.
As long as I’m telling the story. I knew I was screwed when I got pulled over. The officer had me tilt my head back, close my eyes and touch my nose. Nailed that. Then he wanted me to walk a straight line heel to toe. I started walking normal and he said no, no like this and then he demonstrated heel to toe walking. I thought it looked funny with his big belt and gun and all that stuff so I said “you look like a duck”. He kinda laughed and just said “get in the cruiser”. And that was how I ended up at LPD.