Breeding Bulls

Roxy

Roxy

Starter
My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the

first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding

bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was

a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED

50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled

and said, 'He mated 50 times last

year.'

We

walked to the second pen which had a sign

attached that said,

''THIS

BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST

YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more

than twice a week! .........You could learn a

lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that

said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL

MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and

said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY

learn something from this one.'

I looked

at her and said,

'Go over and ask him if it

was with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical

to stable, and I should eventually make a full

recovery.

 
I used to be a Breeding Bull, now I'm just...

The_Old_Bull

Great Roxy!

:rollin :laughpound :clap :laughpound :rollin :laughpound :clap :laughpound :rollin

 
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