Brent Musburger - man of my dreams

Moiraine said:
Last night I dreamed the First quarter of the Southern Miss game, and I remember getting really mad at him. I had to listen to his stupid voice for the entire dream.

More importantly though, the game was tied 5-5 at the end of the 1st quarter. We scored a TD on our first drive, which I realize is worth 6 points, but since it was a dream and dreams are weird, they only gave us 5 points. Then the extra point was blocked. On USM's possession they scored a FG. Then on our next possession, USM got a safety.

Now for my favorite part. On our kickoff after the safety, we did an onside kick. Maher kicked the ball into the referee's head and it bounced into a waiting Husker's hands. According to Musberger, since the ref is part of the field, it was perfectly legal.
It's called Rugby.

 



I think Musberger is in Holly Rowe's nightmares too. Or maybe he's not in her dreams, and she just thinks he is a d!(k.
 
I personally think Brent is a Horse's a$$ but I did agree with his stand on the NCAA's penalities for Penn State. The guilty parties are all gone, one will spend the rest of his life in solitary confinement, one's dead the rest have either resigned or are facing trial. Those who are being penalized had nothing to do with the crime that was commited or the cover up that followed. Doesn't seem right.

T_O_B

 
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