Bump when under the influence, formerly Bump when drunk

This morning my two year old son pointed to my eye and said, "You have a boo-boo in your eye." Sure enough. Bloodshot eyes. lol

 
Woke up after drinking till 4:30! Kitchens a mess. Apparently I had to taste everything last night. Pretty sure I ate some raw hamburger and something that looked like a year old onion. Going to the store for frozen burritos and some more booze! Time for some more fun! I'll check in with you punks in a few hours.

 
Actually my alcohol consumption this weekend is the lowest in 14 weeks. I wonder if there is a cause to this effect?

 
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I am completely f'd up on blended Canadian whiskey. And still doing a pretty good job at typing, if I do say so. Maybe I should try operating some heavy machinery or something, and see if I can hold it together for that. :thumbs :

 
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