Bump when under the influence, formerly Bump when drunk

Hello mouth, let me intoduce you to my friend VodkaDew!

(They are best friends now!) Tee Hee!

 
Currently on my third Busch Light tall boy, going out with some buddies. Blacking out is a real possibility.

 
Sort of. Finished the end of a Jim Beam 1.75 tonight while watching the Cards kick Looose Angeles to the curb.
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Well f#*k. She's laying in bed asleep. I'm just sober enough to get home and avoid the cops and this awkward morning a$$-out hug deal. What do I do????? Leave? Or lay down with her???????

 
Well f#*k. She's laying in bed asleep. I'm just sober enough to get home and avoid the cops and this awkward morning a$$-out hug deal. What do I do????? Leave? Or lay down with her???????
First, don't drink and drive. Second, if you are looking for a relationship with this girl, or just hoping to maintain a booty call regular, then lay down. Otherwise, leave.

 
Well f#*k. She's laying in bed asleep. I'm just sober enough to get home and avoid the cops and this awkward morning a$$-out hug deal. What do I do????? Leave? Or lay down with her???????
First, don't drink and drive. Second, if you are looking for a relationship with this girl, or just hoping to maintain a booty call regular, then lay down. Otherwise, leave.
You make a very good point. No broad is worth a DUI no matter how awkward the next morning is. I just replied go this as I was peeing and decided lay my drunk a$$ back down.

 
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