Bump when under the influence, formerly Bump when drunk

Po Belini said:
sd said:
Po Belini said:
Holiday party tonight with all my friends. Spiked punch, holiday shots and a bottle swap. Yeah, I might be visiting the hospital tonight with alcohol poisoning.
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when and where? i assume i am invited.
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Just drive to Omaha by 8 and Ill give you directions. You're always invited.
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sounds fun. are 3 month olds also invited? she loves the bottle as much as her old man.

 
sd said:
Po Belini said:
sd said:
Po Belini said:
Holiday party tonight with all my friends. Spiked punch, holiday shots and a bottle swap. Yeah, I might be visiting the hospital tonight with alcohol poisoning.
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when and where? i assume i am invited.
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Just drive to Omaha by 8 and Ill give you directions. You're always invited.
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sounds fun. are 3 month olds also invited? she loves the bottle as much as her old man.
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Well, I don't want to put your daughter in harms way. We tend to get a little out of control when we drink together
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Po Belini said:
Well, I don't want to put your daughter in harms way. We tend to get a little out of control when we drink together
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well, i guess i will stay home.

have fun and be safe, buddy. don't forget:

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This is a pre bump, I'm heading to a bach party. Hope I don't do something I'll regret......like makeout with a tranny midget.......like last time.......

 
Fairly f'd up. I don't think it was the bombers of 8% homebrew so much as the oatmeal cookies. Cookies you ask? Equal parts Goldshlager cinnamon schnapps, butterscotch schnapps, and Baileys Irish Cream- tastes like an oatmeal cookie, but it's a sipper, not a gulper. I gulped a few.....

 
I mean is it so wrong I want Mila Kunis to gimme a lapdance while I pet a live chicken?

Friday fuggin night butches!

 
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