Bump when under the influence, formerly Bump when drunk

I love that cd. We used to have keg parties at the river down here and that cd was played many times.

 
Classic album. Really features Cantrell too, which is one of my favorite things about that particular album. You can get lost (in a good way) in his brilliant guitar playing, but that album forces your attention onto how perfectly he harmonized with Lane. Chains is/was such a good f'ing band.

 
Sam Spade said:
Polished an 18 pack off last night on an empty belly... I've been hurting today but I'm going for round two. See you all on the other side here in about 30 minutes.

Also, after my drunk ramble above... Things are looking up, I have a date with a smoking hot 31 year old on Tuesday... I'm 26. Speaking of, I'm pretty intimidated... Any tips?
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Don't refer to her as "the old lady"

 
Sam Spade said:
Yeah, it's Wednesday... What's it to ya?

Last week I was dumped through text message. I'm currently in that "never going to find another girl like that" phase... Combine that with my job... I'm a child protective investigator in Florida... I had to take cops to a supposed crack house today, turns out to be nothing. So someone trying to piss off this mom by making up an allegation ruins my day, gets my adrenaline through the roof and just ends up creating a mountain of paperwork for me... That's when I realized that's all my job is... At least it appears to be different everyday and has a crazy amount of freedom.nthe new raise helps too....

But seriously.. Dumped through a text. She was going to come back to Nebraska with me in November and everything... There were no earning signs... Time for another beer.
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On the bright side, you don't root for Penn St

 
Jesus I'm still drunk while at work, had way too many coors lights last night. The silver bullet is biting back.

 
Just remember gentlemen, women are just like street cars... another comes along every 15 minutes. Bump.

T_O_B

 
T_O_Bull said:
Just remember gentlemen, women are just like street cars... another comes along every 15 minutes. Bump.

T_O_B
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True! And also if you try to get on two street cars at once, one of them will pull away without you. WHich is pretty much the same as women.

BUMP!

 
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