By popular demand: the poo poem

[GSG]

 

[Apathy]

Nothing like reading a poo poem while I'm taking a deuce

 

[knapplc]

This thread is a big :blink:

---- just got real.

But this was hilarious. +1

 

[Lyons in the Sea of Red.]

haha I about busted a gut in my econ lecture reading this.

 

[GSG]

Here I sit all broken hearted

tried to sh*t, but only farted.

Later on I took a chance.

Went to fart and sh*t my pants.

Now I sit, I'm at a loss

Trying to sh*t out taco sauce

I know I'm gonna drop a load

I only hope I don't explode

some come here to sit and think

some come here to sh*t and stink

but I come here to itch my balls

and read the writing on the walls

 

[HUSKER 37]

Since poo is the hot topic, today I used the toilet at my school and it has one of those old-people seats on it that raises you an extra 6 or 8 inches above the water so old people can get up easier. Needless to say, my poo made the water splash all over inside the toilet as well as on my bare a$$. It was not a pleasant experience, and I have no idea why the toilet has that seat on it.

I wonder if those seats would keep yer nads out of the water...You never forget the scream you let out the first time they droop that low.