Call the first play of the season

[WYHusk]

Tmart to Rex, up the gut, for a 1st down.

 

[holvy83]

Tmart to Turner on a Go route. Why not... :corndance

 

[knapplc]

Option to the short side of the field, Martinez pitches to Burkhead, seven yard gain.

 

[CU Sucks]

Burkhead off takle...4 yard gain

 

[Mierin]

Fumlerooski, Hardrick for an 80 yard scamper. I don't care how far from center he lines up. He's an explosive athlete who should get at least 10 touches on the ball per game and they'll find a way to make it happen.

 

[tschu]

Burkhead off takle...4 yard gain

Pretty much this.

Or Black 41 Flash Reverse Pass, one of the two.

 

[madman23]

The annexation of Puerto Rico.

 

[Hercules]

False start.

 

[GSG]

 

[NUance]

^^ Ha ha! False start.

My guess: Martinez fakes a zone-read option, drops back and hits Brandon Kinnie for a 17 yard gain.

 

[jsneb83]

FB dive for 5 yards.

 

[wildman]

Kick off

 

[Mierin]

Maher for a touchback

I'm pretty sure I win.

unless Bondi will be doing that or we lose the coin toss.

Kick off

same post time

 

[knapplc]

Fumlerooski, Hardrick for an 80 yard scamper. I don't care how far from center he lines up. He's an explosive athlete who should get at least 10 touches on the ball per game and they'll find a way to make it happen.

The Fumblerooskie was ruled illegal over a decade ago.

 

[zoogs]

Option to the short side. Taylor keeps. 3 yard gain.

Actually I changed my mind. That will the play, but the thread asks us to call the play. So I'm guessing the QB will look over to the sideline, they'll hold up a board with Jeff Jamrog's face on it, and the number "2", and ... that's a play. Because simple = fast.