huskernumerouno
All-American
CANNIBAL RESTAURANT
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Iowa St fan: $20.00
+ Baked sCUm Fan: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the sCUm Fan?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh#t, it takes all morning."
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Iowa St fan: $20.00
+ Baked sCUm Fan: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the sCUm Fan?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh#t, it takes all morning."
