SuperBigFan69
Head Coach
Just a thought...put some booze IN the condoms.Well my can of chew takes up 1 pocket. Wallet the other back pocket. Phone in one. 12 pack of magnum condoms in the other. Where the hell am I supposed to carry my bottle of liquor?
Also, this stupid policy is the reason that I only bring my friend Joe "Wooden Leg" Smithson to the games...we just fill up that wooden leg with booze.