College Football's Ten Dirtiest Programs

ummmmmmmm USC anyone? reggie bush. then RB recruit saying that he got a call from a former player(Bush I believe). I guess they dont wanna pick on the golden boys.

 
it is just a matter of time before the NCAA comes back and said that their is "No Credible evidence" to support any sanctions for USC

 
What is the list based off of? OU players are not dirty, but their program is. On the flip side, Miami players are dirty, but their program is trying to stop that.

 
The problem is that this list was compiled the same way many political poles are assembled. The person doing the pole wanted to INCLUDE certain schools and EXCLUDE others. I had seen this list before and apparently the guy writing it only looked at the last 10 years, or the 2000’s or some other narrow parameter like that. If you limit it like that you leave out all of Dennis Erickson’s years in Miami, Skippy’s days in Colorado, and many of the problems of USC that kept them off television, or limited recruiting, or cost them post-season appearances for most of the `80s.

As far as CU, Penn State, USC (Bush and Sanchez), and recent Miami incidents go, the article mysteriously only addressed NCAA sanctions. When you do that, you keep much of a team’s problems, both on and off the field, out of the poll.

And of course, if you are going to only count NCAA sanctions you will leave my #1 team off the list (drum roll please) The Crying Irish from Notre Dame. That school has had more players get paid, commit crimes, break or bend NCAA rules, and benefit from grade inflation to maintain eligibility, than any other program in collage football. Of course, the NCAA doesn’t have the balls to go to NBC and tell them that their little darlings will not be on TV for a couple of years and they will have to show re-runs of Cheers or play Heidi every Saturday in the fall. So alas, the truly dirtiest PROGRAM (if not players) in college football goes unpunished. And in that guy’s article, they went unmentioned.

 
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Dirtiest College Football Program...

I have a dart board....

I throw...hit Boston College...

#1 Boston College

Throwing again....Miami, damn have to throw again...Still Miami

I'll use a different dart.

.....Colorado...

#2 Colorado

I throw again and it hits...Virgina

#3 Virgina

I'm getting sober now, let me throw some more....

I throw...hits Miami...no, they are private school and have morales...

I throw and it lands Buckeye Land...

Ohio State is number 4

I need to get ready for this throw....hits

Oregan...sorry ducks

# 5

I throw again and it just seems to hit Miami....

Why is that??

Well, Miami can't be on this list "of the dirtiest college football team"....hmmm

I threw and it hit USC...I'm ok with that one...

#6 USC

I throw it hits Jo Pa...

# 7 Penn State

now the dartboard is spinning...I throw....sh#t it hits Miami

I throw again...it hits Oklahoma...

# 8 Oklahoma

I hardly have any sense now, considerng I'm from AOL, I should pick a team that is totally dirty......I got my dart ready.....it hits..

Nebraska...wow...

# 9 Nebraska

I hear a knock on my door....it seems that Miami should be on this list. Ok.....

Miami is #10...

That's how you get this list....LOL

 
Dirtiest College Football Program...

I have a dart board....

I throw...hit Boston College...

#1 Boston College

Throwing again....Miami, damn have to throw again...Still Miami

I'll use a different dart.

.....Colorado...

#2 Colorado

I throw again and it hits...Virgina

#3 Virgina

I'm getting sober now, let me throw some more....

I throw...hits Miami...no, they are private school and have morales...

I throw and it lands Buckeye Land...

Ohio State is number 4

I need to get ready for this throw....hits

Oregan...sorry ducks

# 5

I throw again and it just seems to hit Miami....

Why is that??

Well, Miami can't be on this list "of the dirtiest college football team"....hmmm

I threw and it hit USC...I'm ok with that one...

#6 USC

I throw it hits Jo Pa...

# 7 Penn State

now the dartboard is spinning...I throw....sh#t it hits Miami

I throw again...it hits Oklahoma...

# 8 Oklahoma

I hardly have any sense now, considerng I'm from AOL, I should pick a team that is totally dirty......I got my dart ready.....it hits..

Nebraska...wow...

# 9 Nebraska

I hear a knock on my door....it seems that Miami should be on this list. Ok.....

Miami is #10...

That's how you get this list....LOL
:clap

 
Dirtiest College Football Program...

I have a dart board....

I throw...hit Boston College...

#1 Boston College

Throwing again....Miami, damn have to throw again...Still Miami

I'll use a different dart.

.....Colorado...

#2 Colorado

I throw again and it hits...Virgina

#3 Virgina

I'm getting sober now, let me throw some more....

I throw...hits Miami...no, they are private school and have morales...

I throw and it lands Buckeye Land...

Ohio State is number 4

I need to get ready for this throw....hits

Oregan...sorry ducks

# 5

I throw again and it just seems to hit Miami....

Why is that??

Well, Miami can't be on this list "of the dirtiest college football team"....hmmm

I threw and it hit USC...I'm ok with that one...

#6 USC

I throw it hits Jo Pa...

# 7 Penn State

now the dartboard is spinning...I throw....sh#t it hits Miami

I throw again...it hits Oklahoma...

# 8 Oklahoma

I hardly have any sense now, considerng I'm from AOL, I should pick a team that is totally dirty......I got my dart ready.....it hits..

Nebraska...wow...

# 9 Nebraska

I hear a knock on my door....it seems that Miami should be on this list. Ok.....

Miami is #10...

That's how you get this list....LOL
I like the 'implied drinking' part :)

 
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