Found this little beauty on Shaggy Bevo:
http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/61919-I-ran-into-Carl-Pelini
Special ed UTerus fans actually believe her, like she had time to leave, go home and change her clothes, and make it back in time to catch him still eating at a fast food restaurant. Ah well, they seem to believe a lot of stupid things. Must be all the cow sh#t in the water.
EDIT: Well everything is bigger in Texas, including tall tales and waistlines, so maybe she wolfed down her Runza in 00:01 and rolled home real quick like.