Cy the Cyclone
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Bah...Colorado? Distant second.Who? Iowa or Colorado?Don't worry...two weeks from now, by the time we're done with them, they'll be so beat up they'll be fielding a team of convicts, alcoholics and pot heads...oh...wait...they already field a team full of convicts, alcoholics and pot heads.... <_<No offense to Cy, but if Iowa is limiting non-conference losses this year, I'd prefer they save one for ASU.I really hope Iowa St. clobbers Iowa. I can't stand those posers. They should've lost to Northern Iowa. It's a joke they didn't.
At Iowa it's so bad that they don't call it a huddle anymore...they call it a drug ring
At Iowa, they don't redshirt players...they orange jumpsuit them
At Iowa, stretching out before a practice consists of bending over to pick up trash along the highway while the guards watch...
Losing to Iowa is like sleeping with the ugliest woman in the bar and waking up the next morning to the sound of her kid whispering "Mommy...Daddy wants to know where the key to the gun cabinet is"
Uh...not that the last one ever happened or anything... <_<