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tschu said:
She's disgusting.

Daniel Tosh's take on her is perfect.

Still do not want.
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Have you seen the movie "Shallow Hal"? I think you have some inner issues with how you judge women. I'm certain that with your current take on the female sex and your expectations for such, that you are going to end up bitter and alone. You need to find the inner beauty of a woman and not just nitpick a freckle here or a pimple there.

Or youre just gay.

 
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accountability said:
tschu said:
She's disgusting.

Daniel Tosh's take on her is perfect.

Still do not want.
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Have you seen the movie "Shallow Hal"? I think you have some inner issues with how you judge women. I'm certain that with your current take on the female sex and your expectations for such, that you are going to end up bitter and alone. You need to find the inner beauty of a woman and not just nitpick a freckle here or a pimple there.
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I agree with what you're saying here, but none of us (at least that I know of) know Danica well enough to judge her "inner beauty." From what I've read about her, she seems like a b!^@h, so that would be a turnoff for me. Other than that, she ok.

 
accountability said:
True to the Red.......Always said:
All you strange fokkers who said Katy Perry is a 6. Well let me correct you. Katy Perry is a 9, Danica Patrick is a 6, and that's being generous.
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Danica drives a f'ing race car for a living. f#*k off. That's an automatic +3.
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Awww, you're from the South and actually like NASCAR?

 
QMany said:
accountability said:
True to the Red.......Always said:
All you strange fokkers who said Katy Perry is a 6. Well let me correct you. Katy Perry is a 9, Danica Patrick is a 6, and that's being generous.
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Danica drives a f'ing race car for a living. f#*k off. That's an automatic +3.
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Awww, you're from the South and actually like NASCAR?
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hey now don't type cast all of us southerners. I'm originally from Alabama. I think Nascar is only good for background noise or crashs at superspeedways (only if everyone walks away unhurt). As it's to long and boring of a race. Dirt racing and drag racing is where the action is.

 
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GSG5545 said:
accountability said:
tschu said:
She's disgusting.

Daniel Tosh's take on her is perfect.

Still do not want.
Click to expand...
Have you seen the movie "Shallow Hal"? I think you have some inner issues with how you judge women. I'm certain that with your current take on the female sex and your expectations for such, that you are going to end up bitter and alone. You need to find the inner beauty of a woman and not just nitpick a freckle here or a pimple there.
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I agree with what you're saying here, but none of us (at least that I know of) know Danica well enough to judge her "inner beauty." From what I've read about her, she seems like a b!^@h, so that would be a turnoff for me. Other than that, she ok.
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You took me serious again. How adorable.

 
QMany said:
accountability said:
True to the Red.......Always said:
All you strange fokkers who said Katy Perry is a 6. Well let me correct you. Katy Perry is a 9, Danica Patrick is a 6, and that's being generous.
Click to expand...
Danica drives a f'ing race car for a living. f#*k off. That's an automatic +3.
Click to expand...
Awww, you're from the South and actually like NASCAR?
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No, I dont have much for NASCAR. My almost 5 year old son is completely obsessed with it though. Ever seen a 5 years old kid have all Cup series drivers names and numbers over the past 10 years memorized? How's about when he walks through the house singing "nationwide is on your side" over and over. I just dont know what to do about it.

 
GSG5545 said:
accountability said:
You took me serious
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You're not? How sad.

again. How adorable.
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I don't understand any of this part. You must have me confused with someone else.
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I dont know what's happening anymore. I thought it was adorable that you took me serious (or you didnt). Again referred to people in general. I have a tendancy to make smart a$$ sarcastic remarks that are generally taken seriously. We good now?

 
accountability said:
tschu said:
She's disgusting.

Daniel Tosh's take on her is perfect.

Still do not want.
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Have you seen the movie "Shallow Hal"? I think you have some inner issues with how you judge women. I'm certain that with your current take on the female sex and your expectations for such, that you are going to end up bitter and alone. You need to find the inner beauty of a woman and not just nitpick a freckle here or a pimple there.

Or youre just gay.
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Quite the leap for me saying that I find Danica unattractive.

Maybe you're the bitter one.

 
Ok, if you actually want a "relationship" with her, you should get your head checked out...

She's good for her money and banging, that's about it...

 
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