Do You Wish You Could Eat Faster?

[Wild Bill]

Is eating cutting into your valuable leisure time? Here's a great solution:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_...le_feedbags_let

 

[HUSKER 37]

Faster?

Sometimes my neck gets stiff, but I still likes to savor.

 

[HuskerNCo]

OK Where do I get me one of those signs?

 

[huskernumerouno]

LOL

 

[HUSKER 37]

OK Where do I get me one of those signs?

Google "Eat out more often"

I printed it on a T-shirt once but my wife wouldn't let me wear it..

Guess I can, now.

Funny...When I tried Viagra, the 1st thing that got stiff was my tongue.