Don't judge me, but it looks like I'm going to be drinking a lot of cheap wine in a parking lot and then stumbling into Buffalo Wild Wings and being the only one of my friends able to purchase alcohol. God I hate college students.
I may not always drink cheap wine, but when I do, I choose Night Train. Stay drunk my friends.
Night Train is by far the best bum wine on the market. I drank a bunch of Thunderbird once and I thought I was going to go blind.
The best I'm aware of is Carlo Rossi:
http://www.carlorossi.com/
I haven't seen what the prices are here in Ohio, but I know in New York that you can buy a 4 litre glass jug for like $8. It's not bad stuff for the price, either. It is far more agreeable with me than getting really cheap vodka (and I can't even stand standard grade vodka).