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Drinking Buddies
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
other
and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after
we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my
shoes
off before I go into the house, I sneak up the Stairs,
get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes
up
and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and
says,Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into
the
driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the
closet,
jump into bed, slap her on the a$$ and say, "WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" and
she
acts like she's sound asleep.
:lol:
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
other
and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after
we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my
shoes
off before I go into the house, I sneak up the Stairs,
get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes
up
and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and
says,Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into
the
driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the
closet,
jump into bed, slap her on the a$$ and say, "WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" and
she
acts like she's sound asleep.
:lol: