Eric the Red
Team HuskerBoard
A WOMAN WAS SHOPPING AT HER LOCAL SUPERMARKET WHERE SHE
> SELECTED:
>
>
> 1 HALF-GALLON OF 2% MILK,
> 1 DOZEN EGGS,
> 1 QUART OF ORANGE JUICE,
> 1 HEAD OF ROMAINE LETTUCE,
> 2 LBS. OF COFFEE,
> 1 LB. PACKAGE OF BACON.
>
> AS SHE WAS UNLOADING HER ITEMS ON THE CONVEYOR BELT TO
> CHECK OUT, A DRUNK STANDING BEHIND HER WATCHED AS SHE
> PLACED THE ITEMS IN FRONT OF THE CASHIER. WHILE THE
> CASHIER WAS RINGING UP HER PURCHASES, THE DRUNK CALMLY
> STATED," YOU MUST BE SINGLE."
>
>
> THE WOMAN WAS A BIT STARTLED BY THIS PROCLAMATION, BUT
> SHE WAS INTRIGUED BY THE DERELICT'S INTUITION, SINCE
> SHE WAS INDEED SINGLE. SHE LOOKED AT HER SIX ITEMS ON
> THE BELT AND SAW NOTHING PARTICULARLY UNUSUAL ABOUT HER SELECTIONS THAT
> COULD HAVE TIPPED OFF THE DRUNK TO HER MARITAL STATUS.
>
> CURIOSITY GETTING THE BETTER OF HER, SHE SAID "WELL,
> YOU KNOW WHAT,YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. BUT HOW ON
> EARTH DID YOU KNOW THAT?"
>
>
>
> THE DRUNK REPLIED, "'CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY."
> SELECTED:
>
>
> 1 HALF-GALLON OF 2% MILK,
> 1 DOZEN EGGS,
> 1 QUART OF ORANGE JUICE,
> 1 HEAD OF ROMAINE LETTUCE,
> 2 LBS. OF COFFEE,
> 1 LB. PACKAGE OF BACON.
>
> AS SHE WAS UNLOADING HER ITEMS ON THE CONVEYOR BELT TO
> CHECK OUT, A DRUNK STANDING BEHIND HER WATCHED AS SHE
> PLACED THE ITEMS IN FRONT OF THE CASHIER. WHILE THE
> CASHIER WAS RINGING UP HER PURCHASES, THE DRUNK CALMLY
> STATED," YOU MUST BE SINGLE."
>
>
> THE WOMAN WAS A BIT STARTLED BY THIS PROCLAMATION, BUT
> SHE WAS INTRIGUED BY THE DERELICT'S INTUITION, SINCE
> SHE WAS INDEED SINGLE. SHE LOOKED AT HER SIX ITEMS ON
> THE BELT AND SAW NOTHING PARTICULARLY UNUSUAL ABOUT HER SELECTIONS THAT
> COULD HAVE TIPPED OFF THE DRUNK TO HER MARITAL STATUS.
>
> CURIOSITY GETTING THE BETTER OF HER, SHE SAID "WELL,
> YOU KNOW WHAT,YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. BUT HOW ON
> EARTH DID YOU KNOW THAT?"
>
>
>
> THE DRUNK REPLIED, "'CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY."
