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Despite how you feel about this situation, you have to admit this Q&A is pretty amusing.

Q: You have a very fine collection here. Actually what I'm looking for is a vintage orange jump suit signed by Lawrence Phillips. Do you happen to have one of those in your collection?

Aug-10-06

A: You will have to be more specific. Are you looking for the jumpsuit from his arrest for attempting to run over the teenagers who taunted him in LA during a pick-up football game, or one of his physical assaults in Lincoln, Los Angeles, Miami, San Diego, or St. Louis?

Q: YOUR KIDDING. STU SCOTT COVERS SAMMY. CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE HE IS PLAYING NEXT. I CHECKED ESPN.COM AND THERE IS NO SCHEDULE

Aug-10-06

A: I'm glad you asked. His CD will be available exclusively on iTunes later this month. They are just finishing up the new ESPN karaoke section. Look for Dan Patrick, Stu Scott, Kenny Mayne, and special guest Mel Kiper to cover some Rat Pack stuff.

Q: Do you have an 8x10 of the new video board that Harrison Beck will not be on? I was going to name my first son Harrison. Thanks to you, I will now put up naming rights to my first born son on ebay. Thanks for nothing.

Aug-10-06

A: In the spirit of this auction, I suggest your son remain UN-Named. How unique would that be? Or how about... My Son, formerly known as Harrison?

Q: Best auction ever. Thanks for the huge laugh (and the Fanta Orange coming out of my nose) while I'm sitting here at work.

Aug-10-06

A: Fanta Orange? I prefer Grape.

Q: I started to bid on this item but I quit. I want to ask you - my Mom is calling so I'll make it brief - if I decide later to enter a bid, will you represent and promise to me that, no matter what, I will win the auction? Thank you and bye bye.

Aug-09-06

A: ROTFLMAO...I got nothin'.

Q: I will not be bidding. So if I should not win the helmet that was not signed, how much won't the shipping be? (I don't live in zip code 23228.)

Aug-09-06

A: I will owe you $5.30. Can I work it off?

Q: My goodness! LMFAO...that was BY FAR the BEST E-Bay sellers description I HAVE EVER SEEN! Sorry to say, the bid is TOO HIGH for my budget. LoL!!! Keep 'em coming! Love the pictures of Beck as well, they couldn't be any more fitting!

Aug-09-06

A: QUITTER!!

Q: I have been looking for something since 2002, do you by chance have an unsigned Eric Crouch NFL Rookie of the Year Helmet. What about an official proclamation signed by Governor Tom Osborne.

Aug-09-06

A: All I can say is...For the right price, I can make it happen.

Q: I wish this item was not listed as an auction item. I really don't like the competition.

Aug-09-06

A: Whatever...What are you going to do? Quit bidding and call your Mom? You probably have the fourth highest bid right!

Q: Any chance you could throw in some Crouch memorabilia? Maybe a receipt from his infamous trip home?

Aug-09-06

A: Ooohhhh, that would be a nice item to have! I don't have anything from the Ham sandwich incident. However, if you want a free bologna sandwich, just put two slices of bread in front of the TV every time they talk about the price of crude oil or gas prices on the rise. Now that is a big bologna sandwich!

Q: What color is this not signed, I don't like the black or blue sharpies, I like the clear ones that you can't see. Thanks!!!

Aug-09-06

A: I also prefer the clear Sharpie, but they tend to smudge to easily.

Q: do you have the joe dailey unsigned helmet too?

Aug-09-06

A: Absolutely! The deal is that if the bidding exceeds $60 (which it has), I will throw in an unsigned Joe Dailey mini helmet and a SIGNED Curt Dukes. So bid away!

Q: Do you have any Thunder Collins items? According to the local police reports he's still in the area.

Aug-09-06

A: Unfortunately, I do not have any Thunder Collins un-signed items. HOWEVER, I was able to get my hands on a handful of the grass that Thunder saved when he was a Good Samaritan and picked up that blunt cigar and prevented a raging grass fire back on the Fourth of July. From the bottom of the Husker Nation Heart, I say thank you Thunder.

Q: Would you waive shipping if buyer were to pick up item? F. Stone

Aug-09-06

A: We can make arrangements for a drop. Do I need Jack Bauer to come along to make sure I'm safe?

Q: Good stuff. It's too bad some of my fellow Husker fans seem to have lost their sense of humor. It's called SARCASM. Check your Webster's.

Aug-09-06

A: Indeed.

Q: Is this a solid helmet, or is it an expandable one that gets larger as your ego gets larger, or smaller when your ego shrinks, like when you throw a pass that should have never been thrown that gets picked off and costs you the game ?

Aug-09-06

A: Good question. I'll check with the manufacturer and get back to you.

Q: lmao @ actually having a curt dukes signed one! this is a humorous auction, getting a decent amount of pub. when you got that curt dukes helmet, did you believe the backfield of curt dukes and running back marques simmons would eventually lead us to a title?

Aug-09-06

A: Actually, you won't believe what I found last night. I was rummaging through my stuff looking for the Josh Freeman helmet and I came across the rare Allen Everidge unsigned NU helmet. I don't even remember not getting it signed! OK, so here's the deal. If bidding reached $125.00 you get the Beck unsigned mini helmet, the Dukes signed mini helmet, the Freeman unsigned mini helmet, and now a rare 1 of 1 Allen Everidge unsigned NU mini helmet. I almost forgot about the shoe! You also get the shoe! All items come with a COA stating that I saw each and every helmet never signed. Thanks to everyone for their interest in this one a kind auction.

Q: Not very classy. And redout.org loves every minute of it.....Great work!!!

Aug-09-06

A: Thanks. Here's some free love for redout.org.

Q: i am very interested in your auction, but i think your price is to low.. MY SON IS THE BEST QB in D1 FOOTBALL!!! -Evelyn

Aug-09-06

A: You should have received the restraining order by now. You aren't supposed to contact me directly in any way.

Q: Just had to say I am laughing hysterically and way to go!

Aug-08-06

A: Glad I could brighten your day. Evelyn says hello.

Q: freakin' hilarious. thanks .

Aug-08-06

A: Thanks for not taking it seriously.

Q: As a fellow Husker fan, I wish that you would show a little more class. Your text puts you in the same whiney class as beck.

Aug-08-06

A: Dude!...It's a joke! Take a look at the other responses. Also, see the next to last paragraph in the description for the real meaning of the it all.

Q: Can I bid on his baby picture, I'd like to put a face to the quotes

Aug-08-06

A: If you win this auction, I will personally not sign a glossy 8 x 10 of the baby picture.

Q: best auction i've seen in awhile. do you have any aleks maric stuff??

Aug-08-06

A: Sorry, I'm not a Sox fan, so I have to ask...Who the heck is Aleks Maric?

Q: I have a helmet that I was planning on having signed by Josh Freeman... (we all know what happened there). Will you consider a trade?

Aug-08-06

A: Thanks, but if you look at the second question I responded to you'll see I've already got one. Thanks for the offer!

Q: Do you see the irony in calling Harrison Beck a spoiled baby in this 'Item Description?' Do you happen to have a shoe for sale? If it fits, I might suggest you wear it.

Aug-08-06

A: Actually, I'm glad you mention this. If the bidding hits $100, I will throw in one of Beck's shoes. It was reported that when he found out he was #4 on the depth chart, he started running so fast for home that he literally ran right out of his shoes. They always said he was fast, but geez!

Q: Now that is super funny. So here's my question. Will you wait from now on until a player has actually proven himself to be good on the field at NU before you have him sign your memorabilia?

Aug-08-06

A: I typically have the new recruits sign a few things on Photo Day. I must make sure everyone understands that this helmet does not have a signature on it. Also, in my exuberance to post this auction, I didn't mention that this is a MINI helmet. There is no autograph on this MINI helmet.

Q: I already have this helmet in my collection. Do you have any similar ones for sale from Curt Dukes or Joe Dailey?

Aug-08-06

A: I have to admit I have a SIGNED Curt Dukes helmet. I do have a Joe Dailey helmet just like the Beck one listed here. If the bidding hits $60, I will throw in a Dailey unsigned helmet and the signed Dukes with the winner of this auction. If I look hard enough I can probably find an unsigned Josh Freeman helmet.

Q: LOL...The best selling pitch I've ever seen!!!! I couldn't have said it better. That deserves a bid.

Aug-08-06

A: I'm glad you enjoyed it!

 
Despite how you feel about this situation, you have to admit this Q&A is pretty amusing.
Q: You have a very fine collection here. Actually what I'm looking for is a vintage orange jump suit signed by Lawrence Phillips. Do you happen to have one of those in your collection?

Aug-10-06

A: You will have to be more specific. Are you looking for the jumpsuit from his arrest for attempting to run over the teenagers who taunted him in LA during a pick-up football game, or one of his physical assaults in Lincoln, Los Angeles, Miami, San Diego, or St. Louis?

Q: YOUR KIDDING. STU SCOTT COVERS SAMMY. CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE HE IS PLAYING NEXT. I CHECKED ESPN.COM AND THERE IS NO SCHEDULE

Aug-10-06

A: I'm glad you asked. His CD will be available exclusively on iTunes later this month. They are just finishing up the new ESPN karaoke section. Look for Dan Patrick, Stu Scott, Kenny Mayne, and special guest Mel Kiper to cover some Rat Pack stuff.

Q: Do you have an 8x10 of the new video board that Harrison Beck will not be on? I was going to name my first son Harrison. Thanks to you, I will now put up naming rights to my first born son on ebay. Thanks for nothing.

Aug-10-06

A: In the spirit of this auction, I suggest your son remain UN-Named. How unique would that be? Or how about... My Son, formerly known as Harrison?

Q: Best auction ever. Thanks for the huge laugh (and the Fanta Orange coming out of my nose) while I'm sitting here at work.

Aug-10-06

A: Fanta Orange? I prefer Grape.

Q: I started to bid on this item but I quit. I want to ask you - my Mom is calling so I'll make it brief - if I decide later to enter a bid, will you represent and promise to me that, no matter what, I will win the auction? Thank you and bye bye.

Aug-09-06

A: ROTFLMAO...I got nothin'.

Q: I will not be bidding. So if I should not win the helmet that was not signed, how much won't the shipping be? (I don't live in zip code 23228.)

Aug-09-06

A: I will owe you $5.30. Can I work it off?

Q: My goodness! LMFAO...that was BY FAR the BEST E-Bay sellers description I HAVE EVER SEEN! Sorry to say, the bid is TOO HIGH for my budget. LoL!!! Keep 'em coming! Love the pictures of Beck as well, they couldn't be any more fitting!

Aug-09-06

A: QUITTER!!

Q: I have been looking for something since 2002, do you by chance have an unsigned Eric Crouch NFL Rookie of the Year Helmet. What about an official proclamation signed by Governor Tom Osborne.

Aug-09-06

A: All I can say is...For the right price, I can make it happen.

Q: I wish this item was not listed as an auction item. I really don't like the competition.

Aug-09-06

A: Whatever...What are you going to do? Quit bidding and call your Mom? You probably have the fourth highest bid right!

Q: Any chance you could throw in some Crouch memorabilia? Maybe a receipt from his infamous trip home?

Aug-09-06

A: Ooohhhh, that would be a nice item to have! I don't have anything from the Ham sandwich incident. However, if you want a free bologna sandwich, just put two slices of bread in front of the TV every time they talk about the price of crude oil or gas prices on the rise. Now that is a big bologna sandwich!

Q: What color is this not signed, I don't like the black or blue sharpies, I like the clear ones that you can't see. Thanks!!!

Aug-09-06

A: I also prefer the clear Sharpie, but they tend to smudge to easily.

Q: do you have the joe dailey unsigned helmet too?

Aug-09-06

A: Absolutely! The deal is that if the bidding exceeds $60 (which it has), I will throw in an unsigned Joe Dailey mini helmet and a SIGNED Curt Dukes. So bid away!

Q: Do you have any Thunder Collins items? According to the local police reports he's still in the area.

Aug-09-06

A: Unfortunately, I do not have any Thunder Collins un-signed items. HOWEVER, I was able to get my hands on a handful of the grass that Thunder saved when he was a Good Samaritan and picked up that blunt cigar and prevented a raging grass fire back on the Fourth of July. From the bottom of the Husker Nation Heart, I say thank you Thunder.

Q: Would you waive shipping if buyer were to pick up item? F. Stone

Aug-09-06

A: We can make arrangements for a drop. Do I need Jack Bauer to come along to make sure I'm safe?

Q: Good stuff. It's too bad some of my fellow Husker fans seem to have lost their sense of humor. It's called SARCASM. Check your Webster's.

Aug-09-06

A: Indeed.

Q: Is this a solid helmet, or is it an expandable one that gets larger as your ego gets larger, or smaller when your ego shrinks, like when you throw a pass that should have never been thrown that gets picked off and costs you the game ?

Aug-09-06

A: Good question. I'll check with the manufacturer and get back to you.

Q: lmao @ actually having a curt dukes signed one! this is a humorous auction, getting a decent amount of pub. when you got that curt dukes helmet, did you believe the backfield of curt dukes and running back marques simmons would eventually lead us to a title?

Aug-09-06

A: Actually, you won't believe what I found last night. I was rummaging through my stuff looking for the Josh Freeman helmet and I came across the rare Allen Everidge unsigned NU helmet. I don't even remember not getting it signed! OK, so here's the deal. If bidding reached $125.00 you get the Beck unsigned mini helmet, the Dukes signed mini helmet, the Freeman unsigned mini helmet, and now a rare 1 of 1 Allen Everidge unsigned NU mini helmet. I almost forgot about the shoe! You also get the shoe! All items come with a COA stating that I saw each and every helmet never signed. Thanks to everyone for their interest in this one a kind auction.

Q: Not very classy. And redout.org loves every minute of it.....Great work!!!

Aug-09-06

A: Thanks. Here's some free love for redout.org.

Q: i am very interested in your auction, but i think your price is to low.. MY SON IS THE BEST QB in D1 FOOTBALL!!! -Evelyn

Aug-09-06

A: You should have received the restraining order by now. You aren't supposed to contact me directly in any way.

Q: Just had to say I am laughing hysterically and way to go!

Aug-08-06

A: Glad I could brighten your day. Evelyn says hello.

Q: freakin' hilarious. thanks .

Aug-08-06

A: Thanks for not taking it seriously.

Q: As a fellow Husker fan, I wish that you would show a little more class. Your text puts you in the same whiney class as beck.

Aug-08-06

A: Dude!...It's a joke! Take a look at the other responses. Also, see the next to last paragraph in the description for the real meaning of the it all.

Q: Can I bid on his baby picture, I'd like to put a face to the quotes

Aug-08-06

A: If you win this auction, I will personally not sign a glossy 8 x 10 of the baby picture.

Q: best auction i've seen in awhile. do you have any aleks maric stuff??

Aug-08-06

A: Sorry, I'm not a Sox fan, so I have to ask...Who the heck is Aleks Maric?

Q: I have a helmet that I was planning on having signed by Josh Freeman... (we all know what happened there). Will you consider a trade?

Aug-08-06

A: Thanks, but if you look at the second question I responded to you'll see I've already got one. Thanks for the offer!

Q: Do you see the irony in calling Harrison Beck a spoiled baby in this 'Item Description?' Do you happen to have a shoe for sale? If it fits, I might suggest you wear it.

Aug-08-06

A: Actually, I'm glad you mention this. If the bidding hits $100, I will throw in one of Beck's shoes. It was reported that when he found out he was #4 on the depth chart, he started running so fast for home that he literally ran right out of his shoes. They always said he was fast, but geez!

Q: Now that is super funny. So here's my question. Will you wait from now on until a player has actually proven himself to be good on the field at NU before you have him sign your memorabilia?

Aug-08-06

A: I typically have the new recruits sign a few things on Photo Day. I must make sure everyone understands that this helmet does not have a signature on it. Also, in my exuberance to post this auction, I didn't mention that this is a MINI helmet. There is no autograph on this MINI helmet.

Q: I already have this helmet in my collection. Do you have any similar ones for sale from Curt Dukes or Joe Dailey?

Aug-08-06

A: I have to admit I have a SIGNED Curt Dukes helmet. I do have a Joe Dailey helmet just like the Beck one listed here. If the bidding hits $60, I will throw in a Dailey unsigned helmet and the signed Dukes with the winner of this auction. If I look hard enough I can probably find an unsigned Josh Freeman helmet.

Q: LOL...The best selling pitch I've ever seen!!!! I couldn't have said it better. That deserves a bid.

Aug-08-06

A: I'm glad you enjoyed it!
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