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Okay, so once again...

This is not what we do.  We just don't.  

But man, 4 years ago we were f#&%ing heroes and there were drive by parades for teachers and so many shout outs about how amazing we were...

Now so many dorks have turned on us and made us out to be worthless crazy people.  

I liked it better when you guys just b!^@hed about how we got "three months off a year"

Okay, back to my lesson plans for tomorrow on how capitalism has destroyed the life of the common man and how the government needs to better help the people also I have to figure out which dress and heels I should wear tomorrow. 

 
teachercd said:
Okay, so once again...

This is not what we do.  We just don't.  

But man, 4 years ago we were f#&%ing heroes and there were drive by parades for teachers and so many shout outs about how amazing we were...

Now so many dorks have turned on us and made us out to be worthless crazy people.  

I liked it better when you guys just b!^@hed about how we got "three months off a year"

Okay, back to my lesson plans for tomorrow on how capitalism has destroyed the life of the common man and how the government needs to better help the people also I have to figure out which dress and heels I should wear tomorrow. 
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I don't know man, JD Vance says you're all woke commies and that guy doesn't lie and neither does his running mate.

They're going to Make America Educated Again by making you teach just how it was that Noah got every species, two by two, on that huge boat he made and floated around for 40 days all the while keeping the bears, alligators and lions from eating all the others including himself.  

I hope you can pass the Christo-fascist litmus test and I'm really hoping they don't checkout where your IP address has been.

 
teachercd said:
Okay, so once again...

This is not what we do.  We just don't.  

But man, 4 years ago we were f#&%ing heroes and there were drive by parades for teachers and so many shout outs about how amazing we were...

Now so many dorks have turned on us and made us out to be worthless crazy people.  

I liked it better when you guys just b!^@hed about how we got "three months off a year"

Okay, back to my lesson plans for tomorrow on how capitalism has destroyed the life of the common man and how the government needs to better help the people also I have to figure out which dress and heels I should wear tomorrow. 
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In my class we just teach them how to book free labor from the Marx database to come fix and build things for them.

Of course this is after I lead the class in a chant cursing capitalism and individual thought.  The one tool we use the hammer when all students pound in unison while chanting “death to the fetus, change to the sexes.”

 
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funhusker said:
In my class we just teach them how to book free labor from the Marx database to come fix and build things for them.

Of course this is after I lead the class in a chant cursing capitalism and individual thought.  The one tool we use the hammer when all students pound in unison while chanting “death to the fetus, change to the sexes.”
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Hahaha!

But also your class is SORT of like free labor!

Do you ever make them work on s#!t that is clearly for your house?

"Hey, Teach, why are we making this barstools?"

Or back in the day when HS kids would work on a car and learn to do oil changes on the shop teachers car!  Ha!

 
teachercd said:
Hahaha!

But also your class is SORT of like free labor!

Do you ever make them work on s#!t that is clearly for your house?

"Hey, Teach, why are we making this barstools?"

Or back in the day when HS kids would work on a car and learn to do oil changes on the shop teachers car!  Ha!
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I work in a middle school.  They aren’t touching anything that belongs or will belong to me!

 
I guess one of the SJSU players is suing.  I am assuming using Title 9 for her not feeling safe on the campus.  

 
This is the "man" that is putting them in "danger"... :ohnoes

Edit: She has already played 3 years of D1 VB and 4 years of HS women's volleyball and hasn't killed anyone yet.  She also apparently was born on Offutt AFB in Omaha...not dangerous enough to play for John Cook though!

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funhusker said:
This is the "man" that is putting them in "danger"... :ohnoes

Edit: She has already played 3 years of D1 VB and 4 years of HS women's volleyball and hasn't killed anyone yet.  She also apparently was born on Offutt AFB in Omaha...not dangerous enough to play for John Cook though!

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Whoooaaaa...we are not supposed to base things off looks!!!

I am shocked that more schools are cancelling matches.  All it does is hurt them, not SJSU.  

 
funhusker said:
This is the "man" that is putting them in "danger"... :ohnoes

Edit: She has already played 3 years of D1 VB and 4 years of HS women's volleyball and hasn't killed anyone yet.  She also apparently was born on Offutt AFB in Omaha...not dangerous enough to play for John Cook though!

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It must be crushing to have your conference cancel the sport you love (we'd rather lose than encourage you) and prevent your own teammates from playing, while the hounds of social media weigh in on something they never cared about before. 

Who would you guess is the least-safe volleyball player in America right now? 

 
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