Epic Movie and TV Quotes

[NUance]

“I once brought a jacka$$ and a honeycomb into a brothel.” [SIZE=12pt]—[/SIZE]Tyrion Lannister

 

[StPaulHusker]

"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"- Jack Byrnes

 

[Count 'Bility]

Obviously Taylor's thinkin.................

I dont know what the hell he's thinkin.

 

[GM_Tood]

“I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!” — Brennan

 

[Abdullah the Butcher]

My name isn't Slick, it's Zoidberg. JOHN f'ing ZOIDBERG! - Zoidberg

 

[obert1]

"I'd rather be dead and cool then alive and uncool"-Harley Davidson

 

[MLB 51]

"The Dude abides." - Dude

 

[True2tRA]

Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.

My fight's not with you, Holliday.

I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?

Oh that. I was just foolin' about.

I wasn't.

 

[MLB 51]

"Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid." - Al Czervik Caddyshack

 

[True2tRA]

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."- Goodfellas

 

[True2tRA]

- "Want some bacon?"

- "No man, I don't eat pork."

- "Are you Jewish?"

- "Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all."

- "Why not?"

- "Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals."

- "Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good."

- "Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy m-f'r. Pigs sleep and root in sh#t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."

- "How about dog? Dog eats its own feces."

- " I don't eat dog either."

- "Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?"

- "I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way."

- "Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?"

- "Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherf'ng' pig."

-Pulp Fiction

 

[walksalone]

AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf*cker in the room, accept no substitutes.

 

[hskerprid]

" Go ahead............make my day". Dirty Harry

 

[Mavric]

Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.

My fight's not with you, Holliday.

I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?

Oh that. I was just foolin' about.

I wasn't.

Excellent. But the best part is Kilmer spinning guns on both hands going opposite directions.

 

[Mavric]