The only fast food I boycott is White Castle and Sonic.
White Castle because it is very addictive despite the poor quality and I want to avoid relapsing into my younger bachelor behaviors.
Sonic because every time we stop there, my kids spill their milkshakes all over the f**king car.
(also Chik Fil A because of their politics, but that does not create a whimsical anecdote)
But Wendy herself could throw a Baconator directly into Scott Frost's face, and I would be scrounging on the floor to pick up the scraps.