EXCUSES EXCUSES

HSKRNOKC

HSKRNOKC

Heisman Trophy Winner
I called in tonight, man it pissed my boss off.

What are the best excuses that you have used or know of to play hooky??

 
I'm thinking about doing it this Saturday what do you guys think??? I mean it is the Huskers!!!! I usually just give the whole I've been on the toilet all night long and that I'm calling them from the toilet and they are usually like "Okay Okay no more bye!!" :lol:

 
I called in with a dead relative...at 12:45...from the bar I was at, while I was shitfaced out of my mind.

 
Excuses I have used.....

3 car wrecks, Stomache troubles including today at least 10 times. Lost count, kidney stones, alergic reaction, bad knee, diabetes- blood sugar/ eyes. Many more that havent come to me yet.

Work sucks every now and then I need a ME day.

:nutz :hellloooo :clap :clap

 
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None of these are mine but these are some that my colleagues have used.

My credit card was stolen and I had to spend the day on the phone with the bank.

My house was being tented for termites and something went wrong with the gas.

I have to take my kid to the doctor (he didn't have any kids).

And one of my friends had at least four or five grandmothers die.

The supervisors at that company weren't too bright.

 
California Husker said:
None of these are mine but these are some that my colleagues have used.

My credit card was stolen and I had to spend the day on the phone with the bank.

My house was being tented for termites and something went wrong with the gas.

I have to take my kid to the doctor (he didn't have any kids).

And one of my friends had at least four or five grandmothers die.

The supervisors at that company weren't too bright.
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:clap :clap :clap

I like the one about the kids.

 
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