First time attending game at Memorial stadium

GBRrodney

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Will they allow binoculars in the stadium? I have read they will allow tickets, jacket, seat cushion, and a camera bag / bags under a certain size limit, but they have never mentioned binoculars.

 
Are you 5 years old?

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seriously tho, how is this your first game in memorial stadium?

 
Hey, Dad, can I use your binoculars?

These don't even work. I can't see out of them.

Those aren't binoculars, son. They hold daddy's cough medicine.

 
Hey, Dad, can I use your binoculars?

These don't even work. I can't see out of them.

Those aren't binoculars, son. They hold daddy's cough medicine.
Ah yes, the old binocular flask trick. Only to be out done by the easily hidden bota bag fulla whiskey. We were fond of Yukon Jack, Southern Comfort, and occasionally Rum, when I was in college.

 
Thanks for the info (and sarcasm), I have seen them play at Baylor and San Antonio, just never got around to making the trip to Lincoln.

 
Hey, Dad, can I use your binoculars?

These don't even work. I can't see out of them.

Those aren't binoculars, son. They hold daddy's cough medicine.
Ah yes, the old binocular flask trick. Only to be out done by the easily hidden bota bag fulla whiskey. We were fond of Yukon Jack, Southern Comfort, and occasionally Rum, when I was in college.
Tell me more about this "easily hidden bota bag"....

 
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